Beer Warning

[jacfan]

Hey what a discovery!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last month, National University of Botswana scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:



1). Argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5). Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

[Julian Mayo]

Hey what a discovery!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last month, National University of Botswana scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:



1). Argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5). Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

, I am sticking to Wild Turkey
I only argue over imprtant things like F1, Footy, etc.
I am never wrong
Ii cant gain any more weight
What I say, many times over always makes sense to me,
crying is good for the soul
makes me a better driver
If I can think that I need another, thats rationalising,,
i prefer leaning against a tree.