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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:27 pm

bundy wrote:which reminds me - Jason Donovan

The Wiggles

South Australia (its worth mentioning twice)
Hey S.A has got the Barossa :shock:
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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:31 pm

And I just rememberd Coopers comes from S.A.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:39 pm

true....but Adelaide Crows, Port Power, Tim May, the "City" of Adelaide, West End Beer or as it is more affectionately know "Domestic Violence in a Can". (note to ed - this in no way is meant to condone DV but rather its rotten taste)

it was once said that South Australia is proof Tasmanians can swim!!!


Mind you I don't mind a Coopers
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:44 pm

bundy wrote:true....but Adelaide Crows, Port Power, Tim May, the "City" of Adelaide, West End Beer or as it is more affectionately know "Domestic Violence in a Can". (note to ed - this in no way is meant to condone DV but rather its rotten taste)

it was once said that South Australia is proof Tasmanians can swim!!!


Mind you I don't mind a Coopers
And which state has the only beer with the factory name on the can, .....EMU? :?: :ROTFLMAO: :cheers:
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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:53 pm

True....Emu Export also has the name DV in a Can but we have other Breweries that make good stuff & wineries in Margaret River..

You're not from SA are you??? I wouldn't have thought anyone in SA would dare support the Saints
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:02 pm

bundy wrote:True....Emu Export also has the name DV in a Can but we have other Breweries that make good stuff & wineries in Margaret River..

You're not from SA are you??? I wouldn't have thought anyone in SA would dare support the Saints
Nope, way, way north, with some ENE thrown in :lol:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:14 pm

and emu makes u see double years later :shock:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:36 am

Jim, I think the two Meet lay off is going to hurt BAR for a while yet, So, no I am not surprised,
Good oz beer, imho, I don't want to start a range war
Melbourne Bitter...Do not confuse it with its ugly big sister Victorian Bitter
Coopers, any of these ie, lager ale etc.
Carlton Crown lager,
Far Nth Oueensland lager
Resch's Pilsener, an old style creamy pilsener
Cascade, in a drought
Happy sampling
Agreed about Klien, he is more likely to take DC out!
Do you think perhaps that once JPM sees the title race is over for himself, he just does enough to keep the seat, then gives it a real go at the end of season to jump back up on everyones radar? :lol:
JIM, do not be surprised if WW3 breaks out over beer. Australians are very parochial and a tad bigoted about beer.
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Post by Bundy » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:06 am

emu is garbage...no-one in their right mind would drink the stuff....i think mechanics use it to clean out fuel lines etc.
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:19 am

bundy wrote:emu is garbage...no-one in their right mind would drink the stuff....i think mechanics use it to clean out fuel lines etc.
6pm on a 40deg day at Kalgoorlie after a 1000km drive and so cold you can't taste it, it is acceptable,..just :lol:
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Post by rah » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:48 pm

julian mayo wrote:
bundy wrote:emu is garbage...no-one in their right mind would drink the stuff....i think mechanics use it to clean out fuel lines etc.
6pm on a 40deg day at Kalgoorlie after a 1000km drive and so cold you can't taste it, it is acceptable,..just :lol:
It's still better than fosters.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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Post by rah » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:49 pm

I drink a lot of tooheys products at the moment.

But maybe thats just because I know someone that works there.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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Post by Bundy » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:55 pm

rah wrote:
julian mayo wrote:
bundy wrote:emu is garbage...no-one in their right mind would drink the stuff....i think mechanics use it to clean out fuel lines etc.
6pm on a 40deg day at Kalgoorlie after a 1000km drive and so cold you can't taste it, it is acceptable,..just :lol:
It's still better than fosters.
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Post by Bundy » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:59 pm

Personally, when not drinking Bundy (which happens occassionally but very rarely), lately I have found myself consuming a few Crown Lagers or Little Creatures Pale Ale (Boutique Brewery in Perth).

I had a Fosters once......ONLY ONCE :!: :!:
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Post by rah » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:02 pm

I ma a reguar user of Fosters. It gets stains out of porcelain!
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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