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A new hobby per chance?? (Not serious!)

Post by K-D » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:35 pm

The ancient art of Bonsai refined.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:

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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:52 pm

K-D wrote:The ancient art of Bonsai refined.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
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Sadly, KD, the only cats left in OZ are in the care of JV, her extended family, the RSPCA, and large property owners who keep them tethered to the water tanks so that when the snakes slither in for a drink the purrfect solution is achieved 8)
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Post by K-D » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:08 am

Well this is a global board, in the reast of the world feline critters are more reaily available.

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Post by JayVee » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:24 pm

I hope this a joke ?

If it is serious, this is sick!! how can people do such cruel things to animals :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

How can they get away with it ? Surely this is illegal

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Post by K-D » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:07 pm

JayVee wrote:I hope this a joke ? - No it's an ancient artform.

If it is serious, this is sick!! how can people do such cruel things to animals :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: - No it's an ancient artform.

How can they get away with it ? Surely this is illegal - Not in all countries.

K-D :why: - If F1 comes to a screeeeching halt this afternoon I need some new entertainment. And it is afterall an ancient artform .
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Post by K-D » Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:45 pm

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom
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3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
Bernhard

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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:05 pm

That requires touching a cat with something other than a steel capped boot :twisted:
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Post by mlittle » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:06 pm

K-D, I read your posting, and that's just sick, man...illegal or not, that's just plain sick. :shock: :shock: :shock: :x
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:08 pm

mlittle wrote:K-D, I read your posting, and that's just sick, man...illegal or not, that's just plain sick. :shock: :shock: :shock: :x
It is also a joke that haas been going around the internet for a couple of years, my reply is part of that joke :oops:
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Post by mlittle » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:10 pm

Got it, just wanted to add my two cents to it, that's all.
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:18 pm

mlittle wrote:Got it, just wanted to add my two cents to it, that's all.
now, I rated that at about $1.50c
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