Best Australian Joke (Beer chat!!)
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Hang on...We could be doing a massive dis-service to our country bagging Fosters like this...
They may end up having to sell the over-supply here because people cotton on that it is cr*p beer..
Fosters - I love the stuff, its great, can't get enough. Its just a pity they export all the good stuff and don't sell it here
They may end up having to sell the over-supply here because people cotton on that it is cr*p beer..
Fosters - I love the stuff, its great, can't get enough. Its just a pity they export all the good stuff and don't sell it here
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Melb Bitter - well its better than Fosters & VBjulian mayo wrote:Melbourne Bitter...Do not confuse it with its ugly big sister Victorian Bitter
Coopers, any of these ie, lager ale etc.
Carlton Crown lager,
Far Nth Oueensland lager
Resch's Pilsener, an old style creamy pilsener
Cascade, in a drought
Happy sampling
JIM, do not be surprised if WW3 breaks out over beer. Australians are very parochial and a tad bigoted about beer.
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Coopers - Agree...They're not bad
Crowny - Pretty Good
Far Nth Oueensland lager - Never heard of it....I hope your not trying to push XXXX. Coz that stuff is Camel's P*ss
Cascade - Not Bad
Some Others I'd recommend:
Toohey's Extra Dry
Little Creatures Pale Ale, If you can get your hands on it. Is a local WA Boutique Beer so may by almost impossible.
Swan Draught is OK
Carlton Premium Dry
James Squire, another WA Boutique beer
Boag's is not bad
Stay Away from:
Fosters
XXXX
West End
Emu
VB
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I wouldnt offer a xxxx to anyone, cept Moseley or Berniebundy wrote:Melb Bitter - well its better than Fosters & VBjulian mayo wrote:Melbourne Bitter...Do not confuse it with its ugly big sister Victorian Bitter
Coopers, any of these ie, lager ale etc.
Carlton Crown lager,
Far Nth Oueensland lager
Resch's Pilsener, an old style creamy pilsener
Cascade, in a drought
Happy sampling
JIM, do not be surprised if WW3 breaks out over beer. Australians are very parochial and a tad bigoted about beer.
cheers
Coopers - Agree...They're not bad
Crowny - Pretty Good
Far Nth Oueensland lager - Never heard of it....I hope your not trying to push XXXX. Coz that stuff is Camel's P*ss
Cascade - Not Bad
Some Others I'd recommend:
Toohey's Extra Dry
Little Creatures Pale Ale, If you can get your hands on it. Is a local WA Boutique Beer so may by almost impossible.
Swan Draught is OK
Carlton Premium Dry
James Squire, another WA Boutique beer
Boag's is not bad
Stay Away from:
Fosters
XXXX
West End
Emu
VB
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I find it quite amusing that a FULL strength US beer has around 2% alcohol the same as a LIGHT Aussie beer.
No wonder when their Sailors come out here and get on the squirt they end up passed out in the gutters.
No wonder when their Sailors come out here and get on the squirt they end up passed out in the gutters.
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bundy wrote:they called it XXXX because after you have a drink you dance around screaming XXXX, XXXX, XXXX
Geez, and all this time I thought it was cos Qlders can't spell
I stii reckon that Boags sounds like something that came out of somebody's nose ( distant sounds of JV retching, off to the side)
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or spend the night passed out and going backwards and forwards on a Sydney harbour ferry, and that was only ten schooners of carlton at the "Evening Star"bundy wrote:I find it quite amusing that a FULL strength US beer has around 2% alcohol the same as a LIGHT Aussie beer.
No wonder when their Sailors come out here and get on the squirt they end up passed out in the gutters.
The Mountain is a savage Mistress.