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jacfan wrote:To get back on topic... I believe I could have the answers. Will advise as soon as I get my facts straight.

This had started as an innocent semi-trivia thread

It can't be jacfan, cos she is somebody.

Julian Mayo wrote:It can't be jacfan, cos she is somebody.

You blamed her. According to my theory that'd make you somebody and her a nobody...

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:It can't be jacfan, cos she is somebody.

You blamed her. According to my theory that'd make you somebody and her a nobody...

nup, everybody is somebody, therefore nobody is nobody, therefore I blamed somebody, you are somebody, ergo: it is all your fault

"Tis no single persons fault. 'Tis also the end of the discussion

jacfan wrote:"Tis no single persons fault. 'Tis also the end of the discussion

Nup.....he said...............then I said.....then she said.....then he said.....then I said.........

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:"Tis no single persons fault. 'Tis also the end of the discussion

Nup.....he said...............then I said.....then she said.....then he said.....then I said.........

and I said where is your entry in quiz number 5????

jacfan wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:"Tis no single persons fault. 'Tis also the end of the discussion

Nup.....he said...............then I said.....then she said.....then he said.....then I said.........

and I said where is your entry in quiz number 5????

5 , still trying to compile the answers to 3
Sometimes I think the Good Ol' Planet Earth just puts in a really quick orbit while I am asleep..........eg, I waken to a lovely misty morning, I stretch langorously, my youngest female child walks in to my bedroom, kill n maim greet her with a friendly nibble, I observe her 1st aid skills with pride,..........she puts the mug down, I raise myself on to 1 elbow, dislodging maim from the accidental fastening of my trachea, as I lazily stretch an arm towards the mug, Froggy, in her "Queen of Camelot" whisper says......DAD WE NEED TO GO AND BUY SOME TAMPONS AND BRAS TODAY..............
The Plastic Surgeon reckons I will never, ever,again, be as good looking as my photo

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:
Nup.....he said...............then I said.....then she said.....then he said.....then I said.........

and I said where is your entry in quiz number 5????

5 , still trying to compile the answers to 3
Sometimes I think the Good Ol' Planet Earth just puts in a really quick orbit while I am asleep..........eg, I waken to a lovely misty morning, I stretch langorously, my youngest female child walks in to my bedroom, kill n maim greet her with a friendly nibble, I observe her 1st aid skills with pride,..........she puts the mug down, I raise myself on to 1 elbow, dislodging maim from the accidental fastening of my trachea, as I lazily stretch an arm towards the mug, Froggy, in her "Queen of Camelot" whisper says......DAD WE NEED TO GO AND BUY SOME TAMPONS AND BRAS TODAY..............
The Plastic Surgeon reckons I will never, ever,again, be as good looking as my photo

You can take girls to the store.. hand over the plastic and let them buy their own bits and pieces. Meanwhile while waiting in car you can be working out your answers. Easy peasy.

jacfan wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:and I said where is your entry in quiz number 5????

5 , still trying to compile the answers to 3
Sometimes I think the Good Ol' Planet Earth just puts in a really quick orbit while I am asleep..........eg, I waken to a lovely misty morning, I stretch langorously, my youngest female child walks in to my bedroom, kill n maim greet her with a friendly nibble, I observe her 1st aid skills with pride,..........she puts the mug down, I raise myself on to 1 elbow, dislodging maim from the accidental fastening of my trachea, as I lazily stretch an arm towards the mug, Froggy, in her "Queen of Camelot" whisper says......DAD WE NEED TO GO AND BUY SOME TAMPONS AND BRAS TODAY..............
The Plastic Surgeon reckons I will never, ever,again, be as good looking as my photo

You can take girls to the store.. hand over the plastic and let them buy their own bits and pieces. Meanwhile while waiting in car you can be working out your answers. Easy peasy.

The storekeeper down in town wants I.D............I don't look the same, any more

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:It can't be jacfan, cos she is somebody.

You blamed her. According to my theory that'd make you somebody and her a nobody...

nup, everybody is somebody, therefore nobody is nobody, therefore I blamed somebody, you are somebody, ergo: it is all your fault

Since everybody blames somebody and you blamed me that makes you everybody... But since everybody is somebody, that'd put you into the guilty chair as well. How about that?

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:
You blamed her. According to my theory that'd make you somebody and her a nobody...

nup, everybody is somebody, therefore nobody is nobody, therefore I blamed somebody, you are somebody, ergo: it is all your fault

Since everybody blames somebody and you blamed me that makes you everybody... But since everybody is somebody, that'd put you into the guilty chair as well. How about that?

Nah, I stepped sideways at the last second.

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:
nup, everybody is somebody, therefore nobody is nobody, therefore I blamed somebody, you are somebody, ergo: it is all your fault

Since everybody blames somebody and you blamed me that makes you everybody... But since everybody is somebody, that'd put you into the guilty chair as well. How about that?

Nah, I stepped sideways at the last second.

Mmm, clever

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:
Since everybody blames somebody and you blamed me that makes you everybody... But since everybody is somebody, that'd put you into the guilty chair as well. How about that?

Nah, I stepped sideways at the last second.

Mmm, clever

The artful dodger.

cmlean wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:
Nah, I stepped sideways at the last second.

Mmm, clever

The artful dodger.

Nah, can't draw for nuts