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How deep is it now? I am not sure how tall JM is but I should think you will want it at least 6ft down. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.... funny joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFF.. fogot I hadn't finished that comment.cmlean wrote:Is my hole deep enough yet?
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It was very funny. I am not that sensitive.cmlean wrote:It had to be posted. Too good to let pass.jacfan wrote:How deep is it now? I am not sure how tall JM is but I should think you will want it at least 6ft down. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.... funny joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFF.. fogot I hadn't finished that comment.cmlean wrote:Is my hole deep enough yet?
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Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, then the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders, or their representatives, to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews.
The Pope then met with the College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.
'Your Holiness,' said one of the Cardinals, 'Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.'
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, 'Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?'
'None who plays golf very well,' a Cardinal replied. 'But,' he added, 'There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match.'
Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.
The day after the match, Nicklaus telephoned the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. 'This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness,' said the golfer.
'Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus,' said the Pope.
'Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.'
'How can there be bad news?' the Pope asked.
'I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.'
The Pope then met with the College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.
'Your Holiness,' said one of the Cardinals, 'Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.'
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, 'Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?'
'None who plays golf very well,' a Cardinal replied. 'But,' he added, 'There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match.'
Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.
The day after the match, Nicklaus telephoned the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. 'This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness,' said the golfer.
'Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus,' said the Pope.
'Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.'
'How can there be bad news?' the Pope asked.
'I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.'
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Walking through the bush Gary and Griff came across a dingo licking its privates. After watching for a few minutes Griff said to Gary, "Just between you and me, I've wanted to do that all my life."
A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
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GhoGho wrote:Walking through the bush Gary and Griff came across a dingo licking its privates. After watching for a few minutes Griff said to Gary, "Just between you and me, I've wanted to do that all my life."
A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
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