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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:13 pm

Fosters is the best practicle joke ever played by a nation on the rest of the world.
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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:15 pm

bundy wrote:Fosters is the best practicle joke ever played by a nation on the rest of the world.
Yeah, drop bears just don't get as much publicity.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:20 pm

rah wrote:
bundy wrote:Fosters is the best practicle joke ever played by a nation on the rest of the world.
Yeah, drop bears just don't get as much publicity.

and we don't want any more :twisted:
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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:21 pm

They come a close 2nd only because we don't make any money out of selling it to the world.

If we could start a Drop Bear Discovery Tour then i'd reconsider
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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:23 pm

If Steve Irwin caught one I am sure they would gain in popularity.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:26 pm

rah wrote:If Steve Irwin caught one I am sure they would gain in popularity.
If one caught Steve Irwin they would for sure :lol:
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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:29 pm

bundy wrote:Fosters is the best practicle joke ever played by a nation on the rest of the world.
I change my second placing. Steve Irwin is the second biggest joke to come out of OZ. Fosters has more international coverage.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:31 pm

i concur
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:34 pm

bundy wrote:i concur
Now you guys have really upset our American friends :twisted:
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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:37 pm

what about Paul Hogan & his Crocodile Dundee movies???


1. Fosters
2. Steve Irwin
3. Drop Bears
4. Croc Dundee 3 (I thought 1 & 2 were ok)
5. South Australia

Bloody hell we love a joke down here don't we
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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:45 pm

Don't forget the platypus. I can't believe how many tourists think they are real.
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:58 pm

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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:59 pm

The Minogue sisters. We could go on for hours.
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Post by Bundy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:04 pm

which reminds me - Jason Donovan

The Wiggles

South Australia (its worth mentioning twice)
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Post by rah » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:27 pm

Ok, if we need to we can create an aussie jokes thread in the lounge. But I fear we are off topic.
Ok, Lewis may win the WDC in 07, but Sato will beat him in 08.

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