Dumb criminal news.....

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:00 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I think the cars ate Paris not vice versa.
Revenge of Paris...........No ?

Paris the place or Paris Hilton?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:14 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I think the cars ate Paris not vice versa.
Revenge of Paris...........No ?
Paris the place or Paris Hilton?

One is a beautiful place full of people, the other is an ugly place full of people

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:44 pm

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:26 pm

jacfan wrote:

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:19 am

Maybe it's just the heat in Texas.......I don't know. This has to rank up there with the dumbest of dumb criminal news this year so far.....

A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers.

That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.

It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:37 am

mlittle wrote:Maybe it's just the heat in Texas.......I don't know. This has to rank up there with the dumbest of dumb criminal news this year so far.....

A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers. That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.

It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.

Lets hope it was his trigger finger

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:50 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Maybe it's just the heat in Texas.......I don't know. This has to rank up there with the dumbest of dumb criminal news this year so far.....

A woman in Corpus Christi, Tx. reported to police there that, less than a month after getting an emergency protective order against her ex-boyfriend, she received ..........a weird package in the mail last week. Apparently, whoever that protective order was agst. doesn't take to those things well, for he sent the woman a letter with the words, "This is my last chance to touch you.", along with......one of his fingers. That's right......this genius decided on a little self-amputation as a way to reach her.

It gets even weirder, though......police there report that, while they can't tell which of the man's fingers it was, they did report to the media that it "wasn't mangled" and "that it had been washed off" before being mailed.
Lets hope it was his trigger finger

Hopefully it was his trigger finger......the thing I don't get it was......after this genius cuts his finger off; how in the h--- did he manage to put it in the mail without succumbing to blood loss in the process???

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:18 am

There is not a lot of blood flow to the fingers. I am assuming he severed it at a joint, not the nuckle

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:30 pm

I am sure she was so impressed by his gift

Personally I think he chopped the wrong part of himself off.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:47 pm

jacfan wrote:I am sure she was so impressed by his gift Personally I think he chopped the wrong part of himself off.

It would be hard to walk without a toe

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:30 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I am sure she was so impressed by his gift Personally I think he chopped the wrong part of himself off.

It would be hard to walk without a toe

Ohhhh I was thinking of his ear

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:55 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:I am sure she was so impressed by his gift Personally I think he chopped the wrong part of himself off.

It would be hard to walk without a toe

Ohhhh I was thinking of his ear

OH NO YOU WERE NOT I went all cross legged as I read your post

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:22 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:

It would be hard to walk without a toe

Ohhhh I was thinking of his ear
OH NO YOU WERE NOT I went all cross legged as I read your post

Really

I can't begin to imagine why

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:22 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Ohhhh I was thinking of his ear
OH NO YOU WERE NOT I went all cross legged as I read your post
Really I can't begin to imagine why

So I could count my toes, of course

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:26 am

An 89 yo NZ woman has faced court after TWICE runing over a woman in her seventies, then fleeing the scene..........on her mobility scooter.
The injured woman was in hospital for 3 weeks. She said that she lay on the ground in agony with broken bones, as the assailant left the scene "like a bat out of hell"