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Julian Mayo wrote: Pick you up at Kingsford Smith Airport. You will know me

Deal. I will be even easier to spot; look for the one trying to explain the shotgun to the officials.

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote: Pick you up at Kingsford Smith Airport. You will know me

Deal. I will be even easier to spot; look for the one trying to explain the shotgun to the officials.

If it is genuine Greener, no prolemo You will be at the bottom of a scrum of blue uniforms. If however it is an AK 50 disguised as a 12G, you will be waved past by the nose picking Fed, n if you drop an M34 grenade, he will pick it up for you, without taking his eyes off the porn mag inside the pages of the passenger manifest

Julian Mayo wrote: If it is genuine Greener, no prolemo You will be at the bottom of a scrum of blue uniforms. If however it is an AK 50 disguised as a 12G, you will be waved past by the nose picking Fed, n if you drop an M34 grenade, he will pick it up for you, without taking his eyes off the porn mag inside the pages of the passenger manifest

Friendly folks them Aussies I always say.

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote: If it is genuine Greener, no prolemo You will be at the bottom of a scrum of blue uniforms. If however it is an AK 50 disguised as a 12G, you will be waved past by the nose picking Fed, n if you drop an M34 grenade, he will pick it up for you, without taking his eyes off the porn mag inside the pages of the passenger manifest

Friendly folks them Aussies I always say.

Unless "they" are female Feds

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote: If it is genuine Greener, no prolemo You will be at the bottom of a scrum of blue uniforms. If however it is an AK 50 disguised as a 12G, you will be waved past by the nose picking Fed, n if you drop an M34 grenade, he will pick it up for you, without taking his eyes off the porn mag inside the pages of the passenger manifest

Friendly folks them Aussies I always say.

Unless "they" are female Feds

Alright, let's go over the list:
Bring a disguised AK50: check
Do not drop the M34, despite the chances of it being returned to me: check
Stay away from female feds: check
Do not search for someone in the passenger manifest. I won't find anyone I know, or worse yet maybe I will: check

Plain as pikestaff...

Fer chrissake do not attempt to arrive with a pikestaff . you will get 30 years

gkaytaz wrote:Well, we have the Idiots bar and the Ladies' lounge. Now it's time to have a place where you can see everything from an entirely different angle. If you have high anxiety, never fear, we have soft couches available, far from the windows.

Here's a discussion topic:
Among all tracks (active or not), which one is your favorite? And why?

Well, I must say Laguna Seca is a big favorite because you can go there and bring your dog!

I actually like Monaco! Long Beach has always been cool, too. The temporary circuits are always interesting. I also like Burke-Lakefront (Cleveland) and Le Circuit Gilles Villeneuve.

I concurr with whoever said Hockenheim before they shortened it. Why did they do that anyway? Of course, I like Spa and the original Nurburgring.

Road America [Elkhart Lake] is a great track.

I like Brands Hatch, Kyalami (South Africa), and Imola.

RE30B#16 wrote: and the original Nurburgring.

You mean the 13-mile Nordschleife?

gkaytaz wrote:

RE30B#16 wrote: and the original Nurburgring.

You mean the 13-mile Nordschleife?

Yup , He is is mad as I am, thats what he means
There is only Mt Panorama, Bathurst now

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:

RE30B#16 wrote: and the original Nurburgring.

You mean the 13-mile Nordschleife?

Yup , He is is mad as I am, thats what he means
There is only Mt Panorama, Bathurst now

I have seen Nordschleife only in documentaries. Looks to be really neat but the sheer length makes it really unsuitable for today's F1 races

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

gkaytaz wrote:
You mean the 13-mile Nordschleife?

Yup , He is is mad as I am, thats what he means
There is only Mt Panorama, Bathurst now

I have seen Nordschleife only in documentaries. Looks to be really neat but the sheer length makes it really unsuitable for today's F1 races

12 laps of that would satisfy most peoples appetites

Julian Mayo wrote:
12 laps of that would satisfy most peoples appetites

Yeah

I also liked the old Interlagos layout. Quite a bit longer than now. Hopefully people will remember it. I will see if I can find a picture...

Here is a comparative image of the Interlagos circuit (from Autodromo Interlagos website). Hope your Portuguese is not rusty

Old layout:


New layout:

Well, if they are never going to open this joint a fella best keep all the WT company.........