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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:10 pm
by jacfan
BTW welcome to the crazy world here in News on F1.
The racing section of this site is (usually) serious and if it isn't then Ed drops by and puts all the silly comments here in the Lounge. The Lounge is an area for all F1 idiots. So you can pull up a chair and have a chat or go to the bar and grab a drink or 55. You tell a joke or six in the Joke section but to be totally honest it does help if you are a little or a lot loopy.
If you are a male then you can't possibly expect to have the last word in this particular thread but you can in (most) others. If you are female then you certainly can join in to beat the guys. If you are neither of those two options....... WELCOME.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:39 pm
by gkaytaz
Welcome to the looney bin.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:38 pm
by ZmZmZm
Aww, thanks guys.
this looks like a fun place
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:23 pm
by jacfan
Hey we have another one!!! Welcome to my nightmare.......
We hope you're gonna feel that you belong.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:42 am
by Julian Mayo
ZmZmZm wrote:Aww, thanks guys.
this looks like a fun place
Yup
Essential items,
Kevlar insulated ego.
Zero knowledge of the aero/mechanical/computer/G Force effects on the drivers' imput on an F1 car, especially in relationship to two good drivers, one in a crapmobile , n one in a rocket.
Patience, patience, patience.
Tolerance, tolerance, tolerance.
The ability to understand that other people will focus on one paragraph, one sentence, one word, and completely overlook, ignore, or disregard that which you were disseminitating.
Good luck
Mmmm.........Baclava
Massa will be a top purchase for Toyota, Zm
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:32 am
by jacfan
Although there are parts of what Julian says are true there are some gaping holes in his list of essential items.
Most essential would be chocolate, strawberries or chocolate dipped strawberries. Bottle of Baileys or Cointreau or that ability to supply lots of shots. Of course you may have to check with Julian to see if he is still supplying these essentials as he is my usual supplier. A good massage is always welcome but again check with the usual supplier.... though I am sure there are others here who would appreciate a good neck/back rub.
Sense of humour vital.
Apart from that go with Julian's list. If having trouble with anything just ask Julian. He usually knows what is what around here.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:34 am
by jacfan
Now Julian, why are you
Shy n getting more so
?????
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:38 am
by jacfan
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:08 am
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:Now Julian, why are you
Shy n getting more so
?????
CB.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:22 am
by Julian Mayo
Ahah, would Mmselle, on awakening, fancy a coffee n cointreau, a strawberry dipped in chocolate, a massage and makeover, a limousine to the Cats training session and back, whilst enjoying chocolate coated croissant' n Bollinger (the '73), and return to Chef preparing smoked salmon, Coquille Sain' Jacque, Les Enfant Au Grautain, Nicoise Salad, and another massage?
If so, merely kick the smouldering Blankey on Mmselles porch as Mmselle prepares to depart.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:38 am
by ZmZmZm
it appears to me that there are some extremely competitive people here
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:24 pm
by JayVee
Read:
jacfan wrote:BTW welcome to the crazy world here in News on F1.
The racing section of this site is (usually) serious and if it isn't then Ed drops by and puts all the silly comments here in the Lounge. The Lounge is an area for all F1 idiots. So you can pull up a chair and have a chat or go to the bar and grab a drink or 55. You tell a joke or six in the Joke section but to be totally honest it does help if you are a little or a lot loopy.
If you are a male then you can't possibly expect to have the last word in this particular thread but you can in (most) others. If you are female then you certainly can join in to beat the guys. If you are neither of those two options....... WELCOME.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:46 pm
by jacfan
Julian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:Now Julian, why are you
Shy n getting more so
?????
CB.
CB? Not sure what that is.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:48 pm
by jacfan
Hey JayVee lets hope we take out P1 and P2 in the idiots table.
Girls RULE!!!!!!! and don't all you testosterone based lifeforms out there forget it.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:07 pm
by Julian Mayo
jacfan wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:jacfan wrote:Now Julian, why are you ?????
CB.
CB? Not sure what that is.
3rd Cuz B.
Oh baby it is nearly 1.40 am and I must be lonely.........
