Here's my
new take on the silly season (enjoy!):
Ferrari: F. Massa/F. Alonso
Despite his contract with the Scuderia through 2010, Kimi Râikkônen leaves F1 for international rally racing. Alonso replaces him. Massa returns.
McLaren: L. Hamilton/N. Heidfeld
Rosberg stays put for one more season at Williams earning the largest retainer in the sport. Nick Heidfeld, still popular with Mercedes' management, satisfies their
jones for a quality German in the cockpit until Nico Rosberg becomes available.
Brawn: J. Button/R. Kubica
Barrichello is out. Kubica is in.
Red Bull: S. Vettel/M. Webber
No drama. No changes. Both drivers are under contract through next year.
BMW Sauber: *defunct*
Peter Sauber fails to restructure the team before his star drivers look elsewhere for employment.
Renault: H. Kovalâinen/R. Grosjean
Kovalainen follows the lead of Fernando Alonso and returns to his former team after being replaced by Nick Heidfeld at McLaren. Renault replaces the departing Nelson Piquet, Jr with reserve driver Romain Grosjean.
Williams: N. Rosberg/K. Nakajima
Frank and company throw the bank at Nico to stay. Kazumi Nakajima has performed well enough to remain.
Force India: G. Fisichella/V. Liuzzi
Fisichella, popular within the team and a solid performer, is retained. Force India introduces "Tonio" Liuzzi as its second driver.
Toro Rosso: S. Buemi/J. Alguersauri
Sebastian Bourdais returns to America and Indy Cars. Spaniard Jaime Alguersauri replaces him.
Toyota: J. Trulli/T. Glock
Not able to attract any of the top drivers, Toyota wastes no time in retaining its solid performers. Timo Glock's hopes of moving to McLaren are dashed when the team signs free agent/Mercedes friendly Nick Heidfeld.
Campos: Pedro de la Rosa/R. Barrichello
New team. No surprise here. Good luck, Pedro! Witness Barrichello, an F1 career on life-support!
Other likely possibilities:
Timo Glock replaces
Heikki Kovalâinen @ McLaren;
Nick Heidfeld replaces Glock @ Toyota.
...or...
Nico Rosberg replaces
Heikki Kovalâinen @ McLaren;
Nick Heidfeld replaces Rosberg @ Williams.
...or...
Nico Rosberg replaces
Heikki Kovalâinen @ McLaren;
Robert Kubica replaces Rosberg @ Williams;
Nick Heidfeld replaces Barrichello @ Brawn.
...or...
Cripes, I'm goin' to bed!!!
