I would love to know these "Other, unbelievable theories"
The amount of theories available is only limited by you imagination or lack of it.
Bernie retires and Michael Schumacher takes over his position.
Ralf wins more WC than Michael.
During the year there are NO rumours of driver changes!!
Have fun with it and let your imagination run wild. I am sure most F1 commentators do just that.

Holy crap on a cracker!

Number one idiot for 2007!!!!!
2008 Round of France winner!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!!!!
2010 Round of Britian winner!!!!!!