VIP Tower

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:40 am

Julian Mayo wrote:a BUNGALOW would be far safer for the clients.

We'll just put the bungalows' on top of the tower...........

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:47 am

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:a BUNGALOW would be far safer for the clients.
We'll just put the bungalows' on top of the tower...........

The first step from the front door could a be a real doozy

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:35 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:a BUNGALOW would be far safer for the clients.
We'll just put the bungalows' on top of the tower...........
The first step from the front door could a be a real doozy

That's why the parachutes are next to the bungalows..........

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:09 pm

GhoGho wrote:
mlittle wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Nothing doing... Need a clear head for that
I wondered what all the ruckus was..............well, back to the bar!
As consulting engineers it would be our pleasure to assist you in this matter.

I am sure my bosses would find a way to get every penny you have out of your pockets and into theirs.

Thanks for the generous offer but my husband is a motor mechanic and he assures me he can rebuild with a bit of help from his Dad and a few mates. We won't end up with a lot of cash to splash at this stage as the insurance payout is quite small and by the time you take out admin payments to both Julian and myself well what can I say..... none left for your bosses pockets that is for sure. Julian, I will get your share of the 50 mill... sorry I mean 50 dollars that we got from the insurance payout.... to you asap. The rest will go to rebuilding.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:23 pm

jacfan wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
mlittle wrote:
I wondered what all the ruckus was..............well, back to the bar!
As consulting engineers it would be our pleasure to assist you in this matter.

I am sure my bosses would find a way to get every penny you have out of your pockets and into theirs.
Thanks for the generous offer but my husband is a motor mechanic and he assures me he can rebuild with a bit of help from his Dad and a few mates. We won't end up with a lot of cash to splash at this stage as the insurance payout is quite small and by the time you take out admin payments to both Julian and myself well what can I say..... none left for your bosses pockets that is for sure. Julian, I will get your share of the 50 mill... sorry I mean 50 dollars that we got from the insurance payout.... to you asap. The rest will go to rebuilding.

GhoGho · Post by **GhoGho** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:44 am

jacfan wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
mlittle wrote:
I wondered what all the ruckus was..............well, back to the bar!
As consulting engineers it would be our pleasure to assist you in this matter.

I am sure my bosses would find a way to get every penny you have out of your pockets and into theirs.
Thanks for the generous offer but my husband is a motor mechanic and he assures me he can rebuild with a bit of help from his Dad and a few mates. We won't end up with a lot of cash to splash at this stage as the insurance payout is quite small and by the time you take out admin payments to both Julian and myself well what can I say..... none left for your bosses pockets that is for sure. Julian, I will get your share of the 50 mill... sorry I mean 50 dollars that we got from the insurance payout.... to you asap. The rest will go to rebuilding.

and I thought South Africans were the kings of the rip-off.............

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:08 am

Mere beginners, Old Chap.
Hmmmm, I have an historic, arched bridge for sale, thought you might like it to chuck across the Limpopo or somesuch.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:14 pm

Building will commence on Monday week and the new tower will be awesome. The lower section will be shops.... Barber for you guys to get a trim and a shave. There will be a shop for all your F1 and other racing needs. There will also be a few shops for the ladies here in F1 land.
Second floor will be for meetings. Third floor is up to you guys..... I have had offers from several fast food services to fill this spot but not sure... perhaps the kitchens for the chefs would be a better idea. We will be providing 24/7 menus for those that wish to stay in either of the two penthouse suites.
Fourth floor will be the main meeting area. We will be installing several 50 inch plasma screens and several smaller ones for those that prefer to watch in privacy. There will be an area for music and of course there will be a bar or two with food service and a very well stocked bar.
Top floor will be the two penthouse suites. These are of course available to all members to stay for a couple of nights though these will be booked out quick so make sure you put your name down with the concierge.
Will also have a 24/7 masseuse available. Anything else you require please let me know before the end of the week so that we can incorporate it into the plans. BTW the insurance company is covering all costs and we will not have to do any fund raising.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:24 pm

The dance floor?
Spa,
Sauna?
Weights Room?
Pool?
Pool Tables?
Mat Room?
Boxing Room?
De-tox Room?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:29 pm

orchestra pit?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:31 pm

parachute lockers?
ute parking?
Workshop?
Aircraft bays?
Dog Beds?
How many bars?

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:36 pm

jacfan wrote:Building will commence on Monday week and the new tower will be awesome. The lower section will be shops.... Barber for you guys to get a trim and a shave. There will be a shop for all your F1 and other racing needs. There will also be a few shops for the ladies here in F1 land.
Second floor will be for meetings. Third floor is up to you guys..... I have had offers from several fast food services to fill this spot but not sure... perhaps the kitchens for the chefs would be a better idea. We will be providing 24/7 menus for those that wish to stay in either of the two penthouse suites.
Fourth floor will be the main meeting area. We will be installing several 50 inch plasma screens and several smaller ones for those that prefer to watch in privacy. There will be an area for music and of course there will be a bar or two with food service and a very well stocked bar.
Top floor will be the two penthouse suites. These are of course available to all members to stay for a couple of nights though these will be booked out quick so make sure you put your name down with the concierge.
Will also have a 24/7 masseuse available. Anything else you require please let me know before the end of the week so that we can incorporate it into the plans. BTW the insurance company is covering all costs and we will not have to do any fund raising.

Let's see.................
--1st floor, shops(gotta' get a shave and a haircut!

)
--2nd floor, meetings(............

.................)
--3rd floor, kitchens/restaurants(.........

; perfect place to put the grills in.........)
--4th floor, main meeting areas(a/k/a PARTY CENTRAL!!!!

)
--5th floor, penthouse suites(note to self..remind the concierge to reserve one of the suites in my name for the Indy 500 weekend in 2008

)

Now all we need is full-up wi-fi broadband internet access and we're all set!!!

Anything else........ahh, what shall we name the two penthouse suites?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:41 pm

Seperation and Divorce???

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:51 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Seperation and Divorce???

How 'bout the Patrick and Legge Suites?...........

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:55 pm

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Seperation and Divorce???
How 'bout the Patrick and Legge Suites?...........

Yup...AKA Speration n Divorce.