F1 Idiots bar

[Bundy]

Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy??

Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar

[mlittle]

Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy??

Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar

It might still fly.....I think.

[<T-K>]

Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy??

Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar

It might still fly.....I think.

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls....

[Julian Mayo]

Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar

It might still fly.....I think.

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls....

There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now

[mlittle]

It might still fly.....I think.

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls....

There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both??

[Julian Mayo]

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls....

There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both??

A Plider

[mlittle]

There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both??

A Plider

Well, as long as we can this thing airborne and land it in one piece, its' name can be anything.......

Now, let's just make sure the bar's fully loaded and that's there actually fuel in this plider, first? So, what should we use for fuel.......gasoline, ethanol, methanol....the air inside Schumacher's head after qual. Saturday??

[Julian Mayo]

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both??

A Plider

Well, as long as we can this thing airborne and land it in one piece, its' name can be anything.......

Now, let's just make sure the bar's fully loaded and that's there actually fuel in this plider, first? So, what should we use for fuel.......gasoline, ethanol, methanol....the air inside Schumacher's head after qual. Saturday??

There is nothing inside there.
I reckon the Plider should run on nitro Then we can sniffthat when the bar is empty

[mlittle]

That'll work.....I think.

[Julian Mayo]

That'll work.....I think.

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding

[Bundy]

That'll work.....I think.

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding

A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.

[Julian Mayo]

That'll work.....I think.

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding

A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.

is there no end to what they will print on the bottom of Bundy bottles

[Bundy]

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding

A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.

is there no end to what they will print on the bottom of Bundy bottles

That is why I seem so intelligent & knowledgeable.

[Julian Mayo]

A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.

is there no end to what they will print on the bottom of Bundy bottles

That is why I seem so intelligent & knowledgeable.

..................... How much nitro is left

[Bundy]

..................... How much nitro is left

A fair bit...It doesn't go well with bundy