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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:55 am
by Bundy
mlittle wrote:Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy?? :shock: :shock: :lol: :cheers: :fly2: :fly2: :drink: :burnout:
Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:57 am
by mlittle
Bundy wrote:
mlittle wrote:Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy?? :shock: :shock: :lol: :cheers: :fly2: :fly2: :drink: :burnout:
Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar
It might still fly.....I think. :shock: :shock: :lol: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:23 am
by <T-K>
mlittle wrote:
Bundy wrote:
mlittle wrote:Barkeep, it has been one interesting raceday. First, Alonso wins in Monaco, then Hornish sneaks past little' ole Marco for the win at Indy......I definitely need a drink. One very large glass of iced tea, and..........barkeep, has anyone seen the Cessna; did they finally get it fixed and flightworthy?? :shock: :shock: :lol: :cheers: :fly2: :fly2: :drink: :burnout:
Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar
It might still fly.....I think. :shock: :shock: :lol: :shock: :shock:

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls.... :?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:17 am
by Julian Mayo
<T-K> wrote:
mlittle wrote:
Bundy wrote:
Fixed....yes

Flightworthy.......as flightworthy as a brick covered with mortar
It might still fly.....I think. :shock: :shock: :lol: :shock: :shock:

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls.... :?
There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now :oops:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:20 pm
by mlittle
Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
mlittle wrote:
It might still fly.....I think. :shock: :shock: :lol: :shock: :shock:

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls.... :?
There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now :oops:

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both?? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: 8)

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:31 pm
by Julian Mayo
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:

Thinking of transforming it to a glider!

It does seem to go quite well when the engine stalls.... :?
There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now :oops:

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both?? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: 8)
A Plider :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :shock:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:41 pm
by mlittle
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
There appear to be some foot sized holes in the wings now :oops:

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both?? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: 8)
A Plider :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :shock:
Well, as long as we can this thing airborne and land it in one piece, its' name can be anything....... :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: :shock:

Now, let's just make sure the bar's fully loaded and that's there actually fuel in this plider, first? So, what should we use for fuel.......gasoline, ethanol, methanol....the air inside Schumacher's head after qual. Saturday?? :shock: :shock: :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: 8)

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:34 pm
by Julian Mayo
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:

Not a problem, Julian........just grab about a dozen rolls of duct tape and those holes will vanish. So, is this going to be a plane...or a glider......or both?? :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: 8)
A Plider :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :shock:
Well, as long as we can this thing airborne and land it in one piece, its' name can be anything....... :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: :shock:

Now, let's just make sure the bar's fully loaded and that's there actually fuel in this plider, first? So, what should we use for fuel.......gasoline, ethanol, methanol....the air inside Schumacher's head after qual. Saturday?? :shock: :shock: :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: 8)
There is nothing inside there. :evil:
I reckon the Plider should run on nitro :lol: Then we can sniffthat when the bar is empty :lol:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:36 pm
by mlittle
That'll work.....I think. :shock: :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: 8) :shock:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:59 pm
by Julian Mayo
mlittle wrote:That'll work.....I think. :shock: :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: 8) :shock:

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding :lol:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:06 pm
by Bundy
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:That'll work.....I think. :shock: :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: 8) :shock:

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding :lol:
A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:57 pm
by Julian Mayo
Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:That'll work.....I think. :shock: :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: 8) :shock:

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding :lol:
A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.
:shock: is there no end to what they will print on the bottom of Bundy bottles :shock:

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:00 am
by Bundy
Julian Mayo wrote:
Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:

At least we will feel no pain when the Plider stops Pliding :lol:
A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.
:shock: is there no end to what they will print on the bottom of Bundy bottles :shock:
That is why I seem so intelligent & knowledgeable. :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:15 am
by Julian Mayo
Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Bundy wrote:
A Good 'Ol Plider eh...Plider, from the Greek words, Pli, meaning to become deliriously intoxicated with alcohol, and also Der, meaning to plummet from a great height.
:shock: is there no end to what they will print on the bottom of Bundy bottles :shock:
That is why I seem so intelligent & knowledgeable. :lol: :lol:

:rolling: :rolling: ..................... :shock: How much nitro is left :?: :shock:

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 2:00 pm
by Bundy
Julian Mayo wrote: :rolling: :rolling: ..................... :shock: How much nitro is left :?: :shock:
A fair bit...It doesn't go well with bundy :!: :!:
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