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Bundy wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote: ..................... How much nitro is left

A fair bit...It doesn't go well with bundy

Does if you light a match........................
Is that old astronaught suit still lying around

Oh, TK...where are you

Julian Mayo wrote:

Bundy wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote: ..................... How much nitro is left

A fair bit...It doesn't go well with bundy

Does if you light a match........................
Is that old astronaught suit still lying around

Oh, TK...where are you

Over here....On the couch....

Catching a snooze before the flight.....

Everyone in yet?

I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....


#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #

<T-K> wrote:I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....


#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #

Here's a suggestion, T-K.........ahem, "On behalf of Mythbusters Airlines, this is your captain speaking. We'd like to welcome all of you onboard Mythbusters' Flight 1. We will be crusing today at an altitude of 30 feet, 40 if we encounter any turbulence. Please remain seated throughout the short flight as we will be testing several myths today, including every pilots' favorite....the myth of explosive decompression. So sit back, enjoy some free drinks at the bar, and enjoy the flight.....Meanwhile, the pilots and I will be staying near the exits and if you should see us depart the plane rapidly, it is highly advisable that you follow us also."

That should get us a couple of passengers for the flight. So when does the plider take off on its' maiden flight?

mlittle wrote:

<T-K> wrote:I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....


#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #

Here's a suggestion, T-K.........ahem, "On behalf of Mythbusters Airlines, this is your captain speaking. We'd like to welcome all of you onboard Mythbusters' Flight 1. We will be crusing today at an altitude of 30 feet, 40 if we encounter any turbulence. Please remain seated throughout the short flight as we will be testing several myths today, including every pilots' favorite....the myth of explosive decompression. So sit back, enjoy some free drinks at the bar, and enjoy the flight.....Meanwhile, the pilots and I will be staying near the exits and if you should see us depart the plane rapidly, it is highly advisable that you follow us also."

That should get us a couple of passengers for the flight. So when does the plider take off on its' maiden flight?

And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

Nobody really listens to the safety instructions, so I thought I would make them a tad more interesting, and actually get people to listen.....

#Please DO listen to the safety instructions, because we've changed things around...you dont know what we are doing now, we put the lifejackets on back to front now.......and some of the exits, well some of them are false........and please listen very carefully, because I have a bad feeling about this flight, I dont think we are going to make it#

Julian Mayo wrote:

mlittle wrote:

<T-K> wrote:I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....


#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #

Here's a suggestion, T-K.........ahem, "On behalf of Mythbusters Airlines, this is your captain speaking. We'd like to welcome all of you onboard Mythbusters' Flight 1. We will be crusing today at an altitude of 30 feet, 40 if we encounter any turbulence. Please remain seated throughout the short flight as we will be testing several myths today, including every pilots' favorite....the myth of explosive decompression. So sit back, enjoy some free drinks at the bar, and enjoy the flight.....Meanwhile, the pilots and I will be staying near the exits and if you should see us depart the plane rapidly, it is highly advisable that you follow us also."

That should get us a couple of passengers for the flight. So when does the plider take off on its' maiden flight?

And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

We could always try both......just make sure you've got both drinks and a parachute out there, okay?

Julian Mayo wrote: And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

As long as you have a drink in each hand to balance yourself out....you're good to go

<T-K> wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote: And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

As long as you have a drink in each hand to balance yourself out....you're good to go

Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

Kapel wrote:Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH ! This is a football free zone

Julian Mayo wrote:

Kapel wrote:Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH ! This is a football free zone

Sorry...i just wanted a drink & say hello to u'll

Kapel wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

Kapel wrote:Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH ! This is a football free zone

Sorry...i just wanted a drink & say hello to u'll

Ahhh, G,day Kappy, howyergoinmateorright ?

Morning, barkeep.........one iced tea, okay? Speaking of which, where is everybody.....oh, wait, never mind. Judging by all the activity over in the Ladies' Lounge, that pretty much answers that! BTW, that HD-ready plasma TV at the door, is that for the lounge or is it for the bar?

mlittle wrote:Morning, barkeep.........one iced tea, okay? Speaking of which, where is everybody.....oh, wait, never mind. Judging by all the activity over in the Ladies' Lounge, that pretty much answers that! BTW, that HD-ready plasma TV at the door, is that for the lounge or is it for the bar?

mFer, give us a hand with this tv will yer mate, its for the Ladies Toilet next door