F1 Idiots bar

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:49 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Morning, barkeep.........one iced tea, okay? Speaking of which, where is everybody.....oh, wait, never mind. Judging by all the activity over in the Ladies' Lounge, that pretty much answers that! BTW, that HD-ready plasma TV at the door, is that for the lounge or is it for the bar?
mFer, give us a hand with this tv will yer mate, its for the Ladies Toilet next door

I thought that's where it was headed.......grab that side, I'll grab this side.....and lift!! So.....the other plasma-TV at the door.....that's for the bar, right?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:59 pm

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Morning, barkeep.........one iced tea, okay? Speaking of which, where is everybody.....oh, wait, never mind. Judging by all the activity over in the Ladies' Lounge, that pretty much answers that! BTW, that HD-ready plasma TV at the door, is that for the lounge or is it for the bar?
mFer, give us a hand with this tv will yer mate, its for the Ladies Toilet next door
I thought that's where it was headed.......grab that side, I'll grab this side.....and lift!! So.....the other plasma-TV at the door.....that's for the bar, right?

Nup, thats for the gents toilet

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:58 pm

Can't miss out on a moment of the action.

Set em up barkeep. There are some Blues supporters who want to drown their sorrows and some Maroons who want to party.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:04 pm

cmlean wrote:Can't miss out on a moment of the action.

Set em up barkeep. There are some Blues supporters who want to drown their sorrows and some Maroons who want to party.

Mate Iwas concieved in QLD, and born in NSW........I'm cring into my celebratory beer.......or something

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:11 pm

Another 3 weeks will tell the story. Bring on Melbourne.

Rack em up.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:37 pm

cmlean wrote:Another 3 weeks will tell the story. Bring on Melbourne.

Rack em up.

I lived there for 5 yrs, they need to supply the Qlders with waterproof longjohns

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:24 am

Well. thanks to Jacfan, and her hard work next door, a man n his dorgs can finally have a quiet drink, here, and a ponder:
T-K ..........MIA............probably shot down by an overzealous national guard in a Piper, who took offence to the Plider.
Kappy ?
Geeeeeez, Kappy, not another flood/bomb/India lost at cricket crisis.
Ponder, muse, ponder..............
Am I in love with Jacfan..............muse, ponder, ponder,muse, ponder...........my brain is starting to hurt..........

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh, terrible dream.
I dreamt I was sitting in the bar ponder...............................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh

master..............of.........this you.........did not.........permit .........conjecture

exponentially......as the rice ........paper was.....unmarked........'jacfanjacfanjacfan'..........is, master........this.... yet anothertest..............as the peb......bles......while casting......their .........influence.........ever wider.........must surely................sink

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:47 am

Julian Mayo wrote:Well. thanks to Jacfan, and her hard work next door, a man n his dorgs can finally have a quiet drink, here, and a ponder:
T-K ..........MIA............probably shot down by an overzealous national guard in a Piper, who took offence to the Plider.
Kappy ?
Geeeeeez, Kappy, not another flood/bomb/India lost at cricket crisis.
Ponder, muse, ponder..............
Am I in love with Jacfan..............muse, ponder, ponder,muse, ponder...........my brain is starting to hurt..........

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh, terrible dream.
I dreamt I was sitting in the bar ponder...............................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh

master..............of.........this you.........did not.........permit .........conjecture
exponentially......as the rice ........paper was.....unmarked........'jacfanjacfanjacfan'..........is, master........this.... yet anothertest..............as the peb......bles......while casting......their .........influence.........ever wider.........must surely................sink

Barkeep.......get Julian another drink, pronto!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:52 am

Phew, thanks Mfer. I had this dream that I was in the bar ponder............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:08 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: Kappy ?
Geeeeeez, Kappy, not another flood/bomb/India lost at cricket crisis.

Nah,just been away to beautiful places in India,the North eastern belt..quiet peaceful here mate...Cricket is forgotten(whats the point anyway,Lost the ODI 4-1 and 2 drawn test against WI

)

Its football all around here...the best part is,everybody have their own favourite team as our country never qualifys nowadays

Drinks please barkeep,N one round on my tab to everyone..but only one round

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:14 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Kappy ?
Geeeeeez, Kappy, not another flood/bomb/India lost at cricket crisis.
Nah,just been away to beautiful places in India,the North eastern belt..quiet peaceful here mate...Cricket is forgotten(whats the point anyway,Lost the ODI 4-1 and 2 drawn test against WI )

Its football all around here...the best part is,everybody have their own favourite team as our country never qualifys nowadays

Drinks please barkeep,N one round on my tab to everyone..but only one round

Here, everyone is driving around with Socceroos flags attached to their cars........Quite the challenge......picken them off with the .222 at 400metres. (the flags, not the people

)

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:28 pm

I might have to send some ammo as well as a 6 pack.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:36 pm

cmlean wrote:I might have to send some ammo as well as a 6 pack.

Bring self, dorg tucka, ammo belt, LP of Dorsey whoosit, and a whetstone( mines buggered) the mandatory 4 pack of WT, and a packet of chips for the kids

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:46 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: Kappy ?
Geeeeeez, Kappy, not another flood/bomb/India lost at cricket crisis.
Nah,just been away to beautiful places in India,the North eastern belt..quiet peaceful here mate...Cricket is forgotten(whats the point anyway,Lost the ODI 4-1 and 2 drawn test against WI )

Its football all around here...the best part is,everybody have their own favourite team as our country never qualifys nowadays

Drinks please barkeep,N one round on my tab to everyone..but only one round

Barkeep, line 'em up......finally, it's someone else's shout! Thanks, kapel!

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:48 pm

BOO!!!!

huh?...theres no one here to scare?