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Post by jacfan » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:21 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:The dance floor?
Spa,
Sauna?
Weights Room?
Pool?
Pool Tables?
Mat Room?
Boxing Room?
De-tox Room?
Sorry I forgot about the gym. I assumed you would know that both of the suites would have private spas. Do you want a communtity spa?? Sauna ... good idea. Pool tables will be in the entertainment centre on the fourth floor. NO boxing allowed. De-tox?? Surely the detox cottage on the outskirts of town would be sufficient.
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Post by jacfan » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:26 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:parachute lockers?
ute parking?
Workshop?
Aircraft bays?
Dog Beds?
How many bars?
There is plenty of underground parking available for members and guests.
I was leaving you to arrange the airport and workshop area.
Dog beds can be provided by request. There are mini bars in the suites of course but since you are being provided with 24 hour room service I don't think that is a big problem.
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Post by jacfan » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:30 pm

mlittle wrote:
jacfan wrote:Building will commence on Monday week and the new tower will be awesome. The lower section will be shops.... Barber for you guys to get a trim and a shave. There will be a shop for all your F1 and other racing needs. There will also be a few shops for the ladies here in F1 land.
Second floor will be for meetings. Third floor is up to you guys..... I have had offers from several fast food services to fill this spot but not sure... perhaps the kitchens for the chefs would be a better idea. We will be providing 24/7 menus for those that wish to stay in either of the two penthouse suites.
Fourth floor will be the main meeting area. We will be installing several 50 inch plasma screens and several smaller ones for those that prefer to watch in privacy. There will be an area for music and of course there will be a bar or two with food service and a very well stocked bar.
Top floor will be the two penthouse suites. These are of course available to all members to stay for a couple of nights though these will be booked out quick so make sure you put your name down with the concierge.
Will also have a 24/7 masseuse available. Anything else you require please let me know before the end of the week so that we can incorporate it into the plans. BTW the insurance company is covering all costs and we will not have to do any fund raising. :wink:
Let's see.................
--1st floor, shops(gotta' get a shave and a haircut! :wink: :shock: :shock: )
--2nd floor, meetings(............ :shock: :shock: .................)
--3rd floor, kitchens/restaurants(......... :chef: :chef: :chef: ; perfect place to put the grills in.........)
--4th floor, main meeting areas(a/k/a PARTY CENTRAL!!!! :lol: :lol: 8) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: )
--5th floor, penthouse suites(note to self..remind the concierge to reserve one of the suites in my name for the Indy 500 weekend in 2008 :wink: :lol: )

Now all we need is full-up wi-fi broadband internet access and we're all set!!!

Anything else........ahh, what shall we name the two penthouse suites? :lol: :lol:
The lastest in internet access and of course laptops will be provided. I will arrange for you to have one of the suites over the Indy 500 week. Maybe we should add an extra floor and another two suites or make the suites a bit smaller and have six suites. Though with the original design you can sleep and entertain 8 people and your pets very comfortably.
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Post by jacfan » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:32 pm

I am in the process of hiring 5 chefs. One will be in charge of snacks, one for entrees, two for main meals and one for deserts. :D :D
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:17 pm

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:a BUNGALOW would be far safer for the clients. 8)
We'll just put the bungalows' on top of the tower........... :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That'll work. Just make sure to put warning signs on the doormats :)
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:18 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Mere beginners, Old Chap.
Hmmmm, I have an historic, arched bridge for sale, thought you might like it to chuck across the Limpopo or somesuch. 8)
Would look good in my backyard :up:
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:20 pm

jacfan wrote:BTW the insurance company is covering all costs and we will not have to do any fund raising. :wink:
That must be some insurance company. Ordinarily all they do is cover you with a blanket and say g'nite.
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:22 pm

jacfan wrote:I am in the process of hiring 5 chefs. One will be in charge of snacks, one for entrees, two for main meals and one for deserts. :D :D
What is this? A VIP tower or a 7-star hotel? :lol:
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Post by jacfan » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:36 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:I am in the process of hiring 5 chefs. One will be in charge of snacks, one for entrees, two for main meals and one for deserts. :D :D
What is this? A VIP tower or a 7-star hotel? :lol:
Just something cosy for us to have bit of fun.. some shopping and even somewhere to stay. Possibly even a great place to work off some of the calories from the food and drink consumption. Though it is fairly exclusive. Members and their friends and family only.
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Post by gkaytaz » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:51 pm

jacfan wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:I am in the process of hiring 5 chefs. One will be in charge of snacks, one for entrees, two for main meals and one for deserts. :D :D
What is this? A VIP tower or a 7-star hotel? :lol:
Just something cosy for us to have bit of fun.. some shopping and even somewhere to stay. Possibly even a great place to work off some of the calories from the food and drink consumption. Though it is fairly exclusive. Members and their friends and family only.
When you say Family it sounds like we'll all end up being made men :)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:48 am

I meant a bed suitable for Maim n Kill, they will not sleep further than 3 metres from me n mine.........which can cause problems should I ............. :oops:

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Post by Julian Mayo » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:51 am

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Mere beginners, Old Chap.
Hmmmm, I have an historic, arched bridge for sale, thought you might like it to chuck across the Limpopo or somesuch. 8)
Would look good in my backyard :up:
I am sure it would, only a 1200 metre span, comes with a crew of ten full time painters, to fight corrosion..........a snap at $451 mill. 8)

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Post by Julian Mayo » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:54 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:The dance floor?
Spa,
Sauna?
Weights Room?
Pool?
Pool Tables?
Mat Room?
Boxing Room?
De-tox Room?
Sorry I forgot about the gym. I assumed you would know that both of the suites would have private spas. Do you want a communtity spa?? Sauna ... good idea. Pool tables will be in the entertainment centre on the fourth floor. NO boxing allowed. De-tox?? Surely the detox cottage on the outskirts of town would be sufficient.
Pad contact boxing only :shock:
Try it.............Tis the best therapy you can get,........outside of Therapy 8)

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Post by Julian Mayo » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:55 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:parachute lockers?
ute parking?
Workshop?
Aircraft bays?
Dog Beds?
How many bars?
There is plenty of underground parking available for members and guests.
I was leaving you to arrange the airport and workshop area.
Dog beds can be provided by request. There are mini bars in the suites of course but since you are being provided with 24 hour room service I don't think that is a big problem.
Damn, we will have to bulldoze the F1 Idiots bar to make room for the extended runway, ......I am not sure that the goldfish will survive that, plus the House Rattus Rattus n his brood may be endangered............No matter how I upscale or downscale, cut corners, get Tony on the Job, or get Bernice to ring the Local Member n remind him of that picnic n the photos,,,,,,,,I will require further funding........same place....... :no:


Open the cocoanut in your letterbox 8)

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Post by gkaytaz » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:05 am

Julian Mayo wrote: Damn, we will have to bulldoze the F1 Idiots bar to make room for the extended runway, ......I am not sure that the goldfish will survive that, plus the House Rattus Rattus n his brood may be endangered............No matter how I upscale or downscale, cut corners, get Tony on the Job, or get Bernice to ring the Local Member n remind him of that picnic n the photos,,,,,,,,I will require further funding........same place....... :no:


Open the cocoanut in your letterbox 8)
No! The Bar shall stay. I have worked hard on that cabinet sitting in the corner... I'll arrange for the adjacent plot. After all we all need a quiet place to retire to every once in a while.
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