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Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:10 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:India registers a series win in the ODI's against Pakistan in Pakistan.They lead the series by 3-1 with one match to go.

I was fortunate to watch the last 2 matches in Pakistan,which would define my absence here for a while.

The combination of Seniors in Sachin,Dravid with the younsters like Yuvraj,Dhoni,Raina seems to have done wonders for the new look team,especially after the Ganguly row.

N Sachin is back!!!
Your team needs a new coach !
N y is that? We've just hired a new coach in Greg Chappell.

Underarm bowlers don't have nuts

If its for Ganguly what u hinting at,bro u'll have 1 billion ppl behind u to chop of Chappel's nuts

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:16 pm

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:49 pm

4-1 in the ODI series for India against Pakistan

Did anyone manage to c MS DHONI bat in the last one dayer??

tld · Post by **tld** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:07 am

Sh*t man. First us and now Sri Lanka!?!

Is Bangladesh really on the rise or have we and SL just decided to take the occasional nap when getting complacent??

Maybe they've (Bangladeshies) learnt to lay the odd bribe here and there...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:26 am

tld wrote:Sh*t man. First us and now Sri Lanka!?!

Is Bangladesh really on the rise or have we and SL just decided to take the occasional nap when getting complacent??

Maybe they've (Bangladeshies) learnt to lay the odd bribe here and there...

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Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:40 pm

Hi Kapel

So I thought we had you there for a moment

but your boys done good and it's honours even at the moment

I look forward to gloating at our glorious victory in your back yard

No seriously it's a good match with everybody pulling their wieght

which makes a change for England.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:06 am

Snowy wrote:Hi Kapel

So I thought we had you there for a moment but your boys done good and it's honours even at the moment I look forward to gloating at our glorious victory in your back yard

No seriously it's a good match with everybody pulling their wieght which makes a change for England.

Tell the world that McGrath is going tp play, as soon as Brett gets tired and we have a kid who can steeple a ball off a dead dingo's donga, or a dead pommy wicket

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:19 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
Tell the world that McGrath is going tp play, as soon as Brett gets tired and we have a kid who can steeple a ball off a dead dingo's donga, or a dead pommy wicket

The problem with that is our pommy wickets aren't dead as your batsmen will surely testify to

Or are you afraid to ask 'em

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if that's a dingo's donga I'm a hippo potomus

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:35 am

Snowy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Tell the world that McGrath is going tp play, as soon as Brett gets tired and we have a kid who can steeple a ball off a dead dingo's donga, or a dead pommy wicket
The problem with that is our pommy wickets aren't dead as your batsmen will surely testify to Or are you afraid to ask 'em ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if that's a dingo's donga I'm a hippo potomus

You are a Hippopotamus.
The boys went up to the Northern Territory for a bonding session, there happened to be a rabble of SAS about, one of whom in the inevitable challenge, dropped a dead dingo's donga on the track, and said "use that as your bowling mark. Our young fella waited til The SAS Corp. was on strike, wandered up, and put the donga just over 2 thirds of the way down the pitch, muttered something about " the next ball will be off the Donga, n hit you under the chin
glanced at the Corporal,
wandered back halfway to his mark, trundled in, the SAS bloke is hailed as a hero in "The Regiment".......thanks to his quick thinking, it hit him in the nose.

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:19 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Tell the world that McGrath is going tp play, as soon as Brett gets tired and we have a kid who can steeple a ball off a dead dingo's donga, or a dead pommy wicket
The problem with that is our pommy wickets aren't dead as your batsmen will surely testify to Or are you afraid to ask 'em ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if that's a dingo's donga I'm a hippo potomus
You are a Hippopotamus.
The boys went up to the Northern Territory for a bonding session, there happened to be a rabble of SAS about, one of whom in the inevitable challenge, dropped a dead dingo's donga on the track, and said "use that as your bowling mark. Our young fella waited til The SAS Corp. was on strike, wandered up, and put the donga just over 2 thirds of the way down the pitch, muttered something about " the next ball will be off the Donga, n hit you under the chin
glanced at the Corporal,
wandered back halfway to his mark, trundled in, the SAS bloke is hailed as a hero in "The Regiment".......thanks to his quick thinking, it hit him in the nose.

You must be mistaken that was no nose it was a cleaverly disguise weapon of mass destruction! And as far as I know those that survived were not prepared to talk about the subject due to the embarrasing nature of the afore mentioned contabulatory confrontation

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:26 pm

Snowy wrote:Hi Kapel

So I thought we had you there for a moment but your boys done good and it's honours even at the moment I look forward to gloating at our glorious victory in your back yard

No seriously it's a good match with everybody pulling their wieght which makes a change for England.

Ah well that was a nice day of cricket.Understand one thing,the Indian cricketers take a while to warm up in the series,so this test match is ur best chance & yes a very good chance...grab it cos after that its just gonna be...

2nd ata Mohali, a happ hunting ground for Indians...lots of runs to be scored there...
Then,last test is in Mumbai,that where i live & the test match never goes beyond the 4tht day,ask the Australians ,u'll get proper feedback..

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:35 pm

Julian, I dont remember the last time Australian One day team getting out under 100 runs in an ODI

Saw the match,i would put it on irresponsible play by the batsmen..N y is D.Martyn still in the team???

a pathetic shot he played to get out

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:35 pm

Kapel wrote:Julian, I dont remember the last time Australian One day team getting out under 100 runs in an ODI

Saw the match,i would put it on irresponsible play by the batsmen..N y is D.Martyn still in the team??? a pathetic shot he played to get out

It is harder to get out of the Oz Team than it is to get on to it.

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:14 am

You seem to be in a spot of bovva my old chum. Fancy a wager on the next test, Mr kapel?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:38 am

Snowy wrote:You seem to be in a spot of bovva my old chum. Fancy a wager on the next test, Mr kapel?

Kappy is saving for a Ferrari