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Julian Mayo wrote:

GhoGho wrote:.......outbraking "m" into the hairpin he takes the lead........

and being unused to the lack of driver aids, promptly spins.........."M" and Sthnman are forced to take evasive action...............leaving that canny Ute driver Waaaay out in front........

.......and using those dirt-tracking skills he picked up in NA motorsports, "m" catches up to the ute driver and "chrome horns" his way past through 130R and back into the lead.......

....he may have slipped there, but you can never count him out.....

It's been awhile since anybody has been in the winners thread.

Southernman wrote:It's been awhile since anybody has been in the winners thread.

True, true............oh, wait; I win yet again!!!

mlittle wrote:

Southernman wrote:It's been awhile since anybody has been in the winners thread.

True, true............oh, wait; I win yet again!!!

nup

Julian Mayo wrote:

mlittle wrote:

Southernman wrote:It's been awhile since anybody has been in the winners thread.

True, true............oh, wait; I win yet again!!!

nup

Not so fast, my friend...........

I see JM has found his way, LOL

Not so fast my friends. I am still lurking and NO ONE is going to get the better of JACFAN!!!!!!

jacfan wrote:Not so fast my friends. I am still lurking and NO ONE is going to get the better of JACFAN!!!!!!

........and just as quickly, she gets bump-checked off the top step.......I win yet again!!!!

Seems like "m" is on the bubble,

yess, he too is bumped

GhoGho wrote:Seems like "m" is on the bubble,

yess, he too is bumped

And just as soon as GhoGho makes the top step, he gets knocked off the top step............

Little bump again

GhoGho wrote:Little bump again

....and another; its' becoming a regular carbon-fibre festival now.........

Sorry I think the pig wins. Lucky pig.

For those who don't know about the pig... here is the explanation.


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)



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