F1 Idiots bar

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:18 pm

Yeah, JayVee, that's my problem with SI--too little auto racing news. Ironically, this was the first time since 2000 that SI even bothered sending a writer to do an Indy 500 story; imagine their luck this year at what happened. If you ever get a video copy of this year's Indy 500, JayVee, skip the first 170 laps(except the time around lap 56 when Patrick became the first woman to lead at the Brickyard); the 30-lap fight between Patrick and Wheldon's the best part of the race, anyway.

rah · Post by **rah** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:32 pm

JayVee wrote:
rah wrote: What is going to be the Alonso shock in Britain?
He'll win against the odds

Oh now I understand. I must have missed the bit about how he is struggling for a win this season.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:00 pm

A Red Bull -Vodka please....

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:04 pm

Barkeep, shot of jack Daniels, if you will...and give one to kapel as well; I've heard it goes well w/red bull & vodka...I think it does anyway.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:12 pm

Good evening barmaid, here is your front door key back

The usual thanks, no no, I mean drink

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:18 pm

mlittle wrote:Barkeep, shot of jack Daniels, if you will...and give one to kapel as well; I've heard it goes well w/red bull & vodka...I think it does anyway.

Thanks Mlittle,i'll have anything today,even in the daytime..
Barkeep ,add the JD in this please

rah · Post by **rah** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:21 pm

Kapel wrote:
mlittle wrote:Barkeep, shot of jack Daniels, if you will...and give one to kapel as well; I've heard it goes well w/red bull & vodka...I think it does anyway.
Thanks Mlittle,i'll have anything today,even in the daytime..
Barkeep ,add the JD in this please

Somebody give Kappy a funnel.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:28 pm

A clean one please

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:30 pm

rah wrote:
Kapel wrote:
mlittle wrote:Barkeep, shot of jack Daniels, if you will...and give one to kapel as well; I've heard it goes well w/red bull & vodka...I think it does anyway.
Thanks Mlittle,i'll have anything today,even in the daytime..
Barkeep ,add the JD in this please
Somebody give Kappy a funnel.

You rang?

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:54 am

Yeah, julian, kapel needs a clean funnel; I think there's one behind the bar next to the fridge(no, the one w/your iced tea in it, not the other one!)
Yeah, that funnel. The one w/Wheldon's mug on it, not Patrick's. Now, if I only knew which bar in Indy was selling those things...naw, those are one of a kind.

Wait, don't give him that one. Give em' the other funnel, it'll cheer him up, okay?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:54 am

mlittle wrote:Yeah, julian, kapel needs a clean funnel; I think there's one behind the bar next to the fridge(no, the one w/your iced tea in it, not the other one!)
Yeah, that funnel. The one w/Wheldon's mug on it, not Patrick's. Now, if I only knew which bar in Indy was selling those things...naw, those are one of a kind.

Wait, don't give him that one. Give em' the other funnel, it'll cheer him up, okay?

If that post is an example of what mint julips do to brain cells, Im sticking with WT and K's T. Whats really scary is that I nearly understood it

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:59 am

Come to think of it, julian, I think I drank a glass of kap's iced tea before I wrote that last post...no wonder you nearly understood it!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:11 am

mlittle wrote:Come to think of it, julian, I think I drank a glass of kap's iced tea before I wrote that last post...no wonder you nearly understood it!

working on that theory we may have stumbled on the answer to world wide communications barriers.

We have to get the recipe, and patent and market this stuff. aaah I can see it now. You will own the Carolinas, I will own the NT, Bill Gates will be operating my personal FRED, Mosely will be changing tyres for Ferrari, and the JULITTLE Racing team will be winning every class of single seater racing, spearheaded by two lady drivers.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:19 am

If Danica's one of the two, who is the second, julian?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:09 am

mlittle wrote:If Danica's one of the two, who is the second, julian?

Possum, the Bush Princess, aka my teenage daughter. Her only life ambition is speed, whether it be surfing, running, co-piloting my ute,skateboarding, bikes etc. She loves Nthn Territory trips in the Ute, ( no speed limits there) so the only hold over her is to threaten to trade it in on a VW "bug" or a Volvo. And the 3rd , would be the one who's name I can never remember, who is over your way, and from what I am starting to glean, may be better than Danica