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Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:51 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Snowy wrote:I'm Tiger Woods!!!

This is just the kind of libidonous behaviour I was afraid of 'MY WIFE IS NOT AN OBJECT'!! We have a wonderful relationship and a 5 iron clad pre-nup. So less of your tittering and gossiping please.

Jacfan I find it very hard to believe you don't find me or my wife attractive are you androgynous?
Sorry Tiger but I don't find either of you to my liking.
However your rabbit might look cute in a pair of 501s.
If i am ever maoroned on the proverbial desert island, may it be with Snowy aka Tiger Woods, his wife, his rabbit, and my " Puma" skinning knife.

Watch out Snowy.. not only is after your wife... your rabbit but he is also on the turn

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:52 pm**

Julian you need to get off those drugs immediately. You are seriously sick!!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:54 pm**

jacfan wrote:Julian you need to get off those drugs immediately. You are seriously sick!!!

but I like da view from up here

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:57 pm**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Sorry Tiger but I don't find either of you to my liking.
However your rabbit might look cute in a pair of 501s.
If i am ever maoroned on the proverbial desert island, may it be with Snowy aka Tiger Woods, his wife, his rabbit, and my " Puma" skinning knife.

Watch out Snowy.. not only is after your wife... your rabbit but he is also on the turn

Snowy looks seriously cuddly, but the weather has warmed up. (phew, in the nick of time

)

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:58 pm**

But wanting to be marooned on a desert island with Snowy?? TW's wife .... yes. The rabbit .... understandable

But Snowy..... 'shiver'

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:02 pm**

jacfan wrote:But wanting to be marooned on a desert island with Snowy?? TW's wife .... yes. The rabbit .... understandable But Snowy..... 'shiver'

I am an omnivore

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:04 pm**

So you are going eat them all???

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:09 pm**

jacfan wrote:So you are going eat them all???

Now, you had to know this was going to be the reply

In one way or another

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:13 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:So you are going eat them all???
Now, you had to know this was going to be the reply

In one way or another

Lucky Snowy.

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:17 pm**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:So you are going eat them all???
Now, you had to know this was going to be the reply

In one way or another
Lucky Snowy.

Yup, a quick fate, and knowing that he wil so enrich the lives of others ( tho I think I may pass on the Liver)
Whereas his (Tig') Missus will have to endure the " death by a thousand"

Sigh........in my dreams

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:19 pm**

Yes you said it. Just remember she was also once someone's 16 yo daughter.

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:26 pm**

This has all turned out very unpleasant

I've ended up on a desert island, skinned alive and eaten (all but me liver) me wife has been molested by a crazed Australian and who knows what he intends to do to my beloved wabbit.

It's a far cry from the US Masters!

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:28 pm**

Snowy wrote:This has all turned out very unpleasant

I've ended up on a desert island, skinned alive and eaten (all but me liver) me wife has been molested by a crazed Australian and who knows what he intends to do to my beloved wabbit. It's a far cry from the US Masters!

Well that will teach you for going off all weekend and playing with your golf club.

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:33 pm**

jacfan wrote:Yes you said it. Just remember she was also once someone's 16 yo daughter.

Should my 16 yo choose a profession which puts her body in the limelight( and I have had the pride n pleasure of seeing her on the catwalk.......I turned the master power switch off and flicked a torch on........there are bloody devos everywhere)

.......then she n I will adjust our perceptions

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:35 pm**

Snowy wrote:This has all turned out very unpleasant

I've ended up on a desert island, skinned alive and eaten (all but me liver) me wife has been molested by a crazed Australian and who knows what he intends to do to my beloved wabbit. It's a far cry from the US Masters!

"choking" comes to mind

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