F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:37 am

jacfan wrote:Drinks all round, and barkeep you can put them on my tab, as it is my birthday on Sunday.!!!!!!
Since I am in Melbourne Saturday night and Sunday I won't be here.

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29 ? Again ?

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:08 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Drinks all round, and barkeep you can put them on my tab, as it is my birthday on Sunday.!!!!!!
Since I am in Melbourne Saturday night and Sunday I won't be here.

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29 ? Again ?

29 x 2 =58

So you are 58?

Happy Birthday OLD MAN!!!!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:14 pm

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Drinks all round, and barkeep you can put them on my tab, as it is my birthday on Sunday.!!!!!!
Since I am in Melbourne Saturday night and Sunday I won't be here.

...............

29 ? Again ?

29 x 2 =58

So you are 58?

Happy Birthday OLD MAN!!!!!

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:37 pm

Happy Birthday OLD MAN!!!!!

OMG I must have grown something overnight and not noticed.

You mean I can stand up to wee now.

Oh what am I going to tell my husband.... he is definitely NOT that way inclined.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:39 pm

As for my age......... well I am younger than Methuselah and older than Paris Hilton.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:09 pm

jacfan wrote:
Happy Birthday OLD MAN!!!!!
OMG I must have grown something overnight and not noticed. You mean I can stand up to wee now. Oh what am I going to tell my husband.... he is definitely NOT that way inclined.

He will get used to it if he really loves you.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:50 pm

jacfan wrote:As for my age......... well I am younger than Methuselah and older than Paris Hilton.

Anyone who can spell Methuselah is too clever to be Paris Hilton, and all those who sail in her.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:02 pm

jacfan wrote:Drinks all round, and barkeep you can put them on my tab, as it is my birthday on Sunday.!!!!!!
Since I am in Melbourne Saturday night and Sunday I won't be here.

Thanks Jacfan..Have fun

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:12 pm

Kapel wrote:
jacfan wrote:Drinks all round, and barkeep you can put them on my tab, as it is my birthday on Sunday.!!!!!!
Since I am in Melbourne Saturday night and Sunday I won't be here.

Thanks Jacfan..Have fun

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:14 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote: Thanks Jacfan..Have fun

I know how ur feeling Julian....

Where the Spanish dancer this weekend?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:25 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote: Thanks Jacfan..Have fun

I know how ur feeling Julian....

Where the Spanish dancer this weekend?

none could feel the pain of my heart rent asunder. Assailed from all sides all day, sustained only by the thoughts of strawberry vodka, without even a Wabbit to sustain me........now this.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:26 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote: Thanks Jacfan..Have fun

I know how ur feeling Julian....

Where the Spanish dancer this weekend?

She arrives midday Saturday

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:52 pm

Evening, y'all. Say, barkeep.......did I hear someone say the drinks were on their tab this weekend; if so, then I'll take a large iced tea, in the Patrick glass, of course.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:47 am

I just read in a magazine that one of the best ways to prevent shark attacks when swimming in a group is to make sure that the group forms a diamond shape.......

Now we can all swim in safety knowing this

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:05 am

<T-K> wrote:I just read in a magazine that one of the best ways to prevent shark attacks when swimming in a group is to make sure that the group forms a diamond shape.......

Now we can all swim in safety knowing this

that explains why the spanish dancer has been into some strange contortions of late........she believes she is the equal of a group.....among other things.