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Julian Mayo wrote:

<T-K> wrote: Huh?....Free!.....

Sigh......it never fails

Nice to know that some things do not change

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

<T-K> wrote: Huh?....Free!.....

Sigh......it never fails

Nice to know that some things do not change

Yup, when it comes to free drink, TK is right up there with death n taxes

Julian Mayo wrote:

<T-K> wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

Sigh......it never fails

Thought you were out back tinkering with the UFM ?

Not without a litre of feral bird, my dawgs, a glock.40cal and a biological defence suit, have you seen whats growing in the thing

Nup...I choose to steer clear of it whenever I am out there.....was hoping you would try get it going again after a couple WT's

<T-K> wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

<T-K> wrote:

Thought you were out back tinkering with the UFM ?

Not without a litre of feral bird, my dawgs, a glock.40cal and a biological defence suit, have you seen whats growing in the thing

Nup...I choose to steer clear of it whenever I am out there.....was hoping you would try get it going again after a couple WT's

we,ell.........I just happen to have a half stick of gelignite which has been sweating for about a week..........that should take care of the various feral pigs that seem to be quite intent on keeping the cockpit as their own.......there is a 44 gal drum of agent orange rusting away in my backyard, that should fix the vine thingy that reaches out when ever I try to get close.......then lets see whats left..........

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ITS YOUR SHOUT !!

the sentence that makes the hair stand up on the neck of a father of a teenage daughter.........
NO, not that you deviates.
"Dad, you haven't got much planned for the weekend have you ?"
Dad sneaks all but $10 out of wallet, throws wallet at Daughter, stamps foot, screams" go on. take everything".........feels fear, when daughter returns wallet with beatific smile, and money still in wallet.
Daughter then announces that she has entered herself in a local rally this Sat ........as a navigator.. Now being a caring sort of a Dad, I enquired as to what sort of vehicle.
Seems "Therapy" n I are coming out of retirement

Expect Saturday night headlines to read"
"Tree surgeons battle to save entire State forest'"
"Eco-vandel demolishes entire Koala Habitat"
"Strange markings in Forest observed by Space Shuttle Crew"
"Ute dragged from creek, inside were 3 platypi, and a note saying "sorry""

The teenager's main ambition is to race V8 Supercars, as a stepping Stone

Julian Mayo wrote:the sentence that makes the hair stand up on the neck of a father of a teenage daughter.........
NO, not that you deviates.
"Dad, you haven't got much planned for the weekend have you ?"
Dad sneaks all but $10 out of wallet, throws wallet at Daughter, stamps foot, screams" go on. take everything".........feels fear, when daughter returns wallet with beatific smile, and money still in wallet.
Daughter then announces that she has entered herself in a local rally this Sat ........as a navigator.. Now being a caring sort of a Dad, I enquired as to what sort of vehicle.
Seems "Therapy" n I are coming out of retirement

Expect Saturday night headlines to read"
"Tree surgeons battle to save entire State forest'"
"Eco-vandel demolishes entire Koala Habitat"
"Strange markings in Forest observed by Space Shuttle Crew"
"Ute dragged from creek, inside were 3 platypi, and a note saying "sorry""

The teenager's main ambition is to race V8 Supercars, as a stepping Stone

Would have been a lot worse if she had announced that you were the pilot. On a more serious note, I can only guess how you feel. Think positive. After all she seems to have set her mind to it. No matter how hard you try she will find a way of racing. I am not sure if doing crop circles or annihilating a whole forest would be helpful in this case. Just go along with the flow but keep an eye on her. That's pretty much a cliche type of advice but life is full of cliches anyway...

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:the sentence that makes the hair stand up on the neck of a father of a teenage daughter.........
NO, not that you deviates.
"Dad, you haven't got much planned for the weekend have you ?"
Dad sneaks all but $10 out of wallet, throws wallet at Daughter, stamps foot, screams" go on. take everything".........feels fear, when daughter returns wallet with beatific smile, and money still in wallet.
Daughter then announces that she has entered herself in a local rally this Sat ........as a navigator.. Now being a caring sort of a Dad, I enquired as to what sort of vehicle.
Seems "Therapy" n I are coming out of retirement

Expect Saturday night headlines to read"
"Tree surgeons battle to save entire State forest'"
"Eco-vandel demolishes entire Koala Habitat"
"Strange markings in Forest observed by Space Shuttle Crew"
"Ute dragged from creek, inside were 3 platypi, and a note saying "sorry""

The teenager's main ambition is to race V8 Supercars, as a stepping Stone

Would have been a lot worse if she had announced that you were the pilot. On a more serious note, I can only guess how you feel. Think positive. After all she seems to have set her mind to it. No matter how hard you try she will find a way of racing. I am not sure if doing crop circles or annihilating a whole forest would be helpful in this case. Just go along with the flow but keep an eye on her. That's pretty much a cliche type of advice but life is full of cliches anyway...

I am the pilot
the 42 chest....34 waist nomex seems to have taken on a strange shape, while hanging in the cupboard these last few years
This is her way of punishing me for grounding her, when I stumbled on the fact that she was not at school, had hitched to Oran Park for the friday practice. She is now on the pill. I trust her, but not those feelthy drivers............hang on
Bugga,,,,,,,that girl is too smart for her own good

Julian Mayo wrote:
I am the pilot
the 42 chest....34 waist nomex seems to have taken on a strange shape, while hanging in the cupboard these last few years
This is her way of punishing me for grounding her, when I stumbled on the fact that she was not at school, had hitched to Oran Park for the friday practice. She is now on the pill. I trust her, but not those feelthy drivers............hang on
Bugga,,,,,,,that girl is too smart for her own good

She has outsmarted you big time man. Poor you. Well, life's cruel. Have a drink, try to forget it...

She knows her way to getting side with Dad. Pride and joy daughter out with Dad in his pride and joy.

gkaytaz wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:
I am the pilot
the 42 chest....34 waist nomex seems to have taken on a strange shape, while hanging in the cupboard these last few years
This is her way of punishing me for grounding her, when I stumbled on the fact that she was not at school, had hitched to Oran Park for the friday practice. She is now on the pill. I trust her, but not those feelthy drivers............hang on
Bugga,,,,,,,that girl is too smart for her own good

She has outsmarted you big time man. Poor you. Well, life's cruel. Have a drink, try to forget it...

They breath test
What happened to the good old days when we shared the brandy flask around

cmlean wrote:She knows her way to getting side with Dad. Pride and joy daughter out with Dad in his pride and joy.

Or......nasty critter out to make laughing stock of senior citizen (as she sees me )

The kid was quite happy at 220kmh thru bends, when we rocketed up to Darwin a couple of years ago.........tis all my fault

I pointed out to her that I have just 3 days to source shocks, tyres,roll bars, find a suit that will fit more importantly
The rotten little Spawn has done it all.......'cept the suit. apparantly I even have a sponsor.........if it is the local Brothel...............the kid is dead

Julian Mayo wrote:I pointed out to her that I have just 3 days to source shocks, tyres,roll bars, find a suit that will fit more importantly
The rotten little Spawn has done it all.......'cept the suit. apparantly I even have a sponsor.........if it is the local Brothel...............the kid is dead

Looking at how she lured you into this I'm willing to bet that she knows better than that

Julian Mayo wrote:They breath test
What happened to the good old days when we shared the brandy flask around

No slabs of WT in the back this weekend.

gkaytaz wrote:

jacfan wrote:Just a kind word will probably cause my demise today

Just family problems. My mother has Alzheimer's and is in the latter stages. My father lives in Denial...does not deal with reality at all. My brother is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too busy and lives a lot further away is unable to help a lot and that leaves ...... me. This place is where I usually come to relax and forget the world but every so often I fall apart. Sorry I try to deal with it all but sometimes I can't. The last two days have been so hard.

I am not even sure if I should post this.