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Like Homer says, "Alcohol is the cause and solution to every problem"

rah wrote:Like Homer says, "Alcohol is the cause and solution to every problem"

I only drink to forget
????????
Hey, its working!

Churchill said "A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't have the decency to thank her"

rah wrote:Churchill said "A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't have the decency to thank her"

Churchill is not Robinson Crusoe
But I did remember my manners

Retort of the day

" We named our child "Marley" after Bob Marley."
"Why didn't you just call him "Bob"?"

You?re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
? Dean Martin.

rah wrote:You?re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
? Dean Martin.

"You are not drunk if you are lying on the floor and still conscious".....me

If you know you are in a police cell, your not drunk enough.

If it rains, there may still be sunshine....

FERRARI to be competitive at Montreal...

If it rains

Anyone can be competitive, they just need everyone else to spin out

rah wrote:If you know you are in a police cell, your not drunk enough.

'If you know you are in a police cell, the arresting officer was too gentle",
sacked police officer,
.....and I helped to get him sacked.
OOOOh my aching head!
Then I got invited to join them,.... then they all beat me up.... they called it training.... I called it murder

JayVee wrote:If it rains

Anyone can be competitive, they just need everyone else to spin out

If it rains, and the sun shines, we get to buy food at the supermarket

If it rains and the sun doesn't shine, we don't

If it doesn't rain, W A. goes broke and there are no more west coast sparrows

Now Now children, There is a very simple way to look at it (not all this philosophical rubbish)

If it rains things get wet.....
If it doesnt rain then things will be dry ....
(bet you didnt think of it that way )

Now that was very simple....so now all you little kiddies can go play in the playground, and throw little rocks at the nerdy kid, and fall off the swings, and put sand in little timmies undies.....

Rather put sand in JayVee's undies

Might help fill her bra a bit

We just need rain here.Otherwise we will have to start taking showers with evian!