F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:37 pm

The opening salvoes have been exchanged, constant enfilading fire now, high sniper activity, mortars have begun lobbing..........yikes.
I am staying right here in the Bunker, its as far as I can get from "Is Michael retiring?"
Eleventyseven Wts please barmaid

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:42 pm

Hark, is that the bark of duelling pistols at close range, followed by the clash of sabres?

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:56 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Hark, is that the bark of duelling pistols at close range, followed by the clash of sabres?

Darned if I know. I ain't sticking my head out of this foxhole. No sirree.

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:00 pm

If things get too hairy you may take refuge in the tower. I have an extra set of security paraphernalia at your disposal.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:28 pm

gkaytaz wrote:If things get too hairy you may take refuge in the tower. I have an extra set of security paraphernalia at your disposal.

TOWER

Towers be high places, one mis- directed 105 howitzer shell and we are all D.E.D.
Now grab that bloody shovel, n dig, man, dig .......we have to get below the radioactive level ASAP,
N if you strike oil shut the f..k up, or we will have whats left of the American Strike/Invasion force parachuting into our Margharitas,.....then we will have to mobilise Mfer, and General Lee's descendants, to rescue us, take control of the Senate, set up an F1 race around the White Hou...............dig, man, dig, dig for the Western World as we know it

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:13 pm

Uhhh.....Julian

What's that drip........drip..........drip sound. You did take your compass with you didn't you? It's not the ocean trying to get in is it?

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:18 pm

cmlean wrote:Uhhh.....Julian

What's that drip........drip..........drip sound. You did take your compass with you didn't you? It's not the ocean trying to get in is it?

Naw. That sound be the last of our sanity dripping away. There is very little of it to begin with, so, no worries.

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:22 pm

OK. If that's all it is we will be right then.

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:29 pm

cmlean wrote:OK. If that's all it is we will be right then.

Yeah. Besides a compass wouldn't be of any use with a magnetic personality such as JM

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:38 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
cmlean wrote:OK. If that's all it is we will be right then.
Yeah. Besides a compass wouldn't be of any use with a magnetic personality such as JM

Shaddap n dig

I will just go for a walk, n check on the drip, drip.........you guys do have your floaties.............yes? (tightens toggles on Mae West)...........Eccles !...... To the Piano

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:42 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
cmlean wrote:OK. If that's all it is we will be right then.
Yeah. Besides a compass wouldn't be of any use with a magnetic personality such as JM
Shaddap n dig
I will just go for a walk, n check on the drip, drip.........you guys do have your floaties.............yes? (tightens toggles on Mae West)...........Eccles !...... To the Piano

Don't you worry. I can float like a brick!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:52 am

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Yeah. Besides a compass wouldn't be of any use with a magnetic personality such as JM
Shaddap n dig
I will just go for a walk, n check on the drip, drip.........you guys do have your floaties.............yes? (tightens toggles on Mae West)...........Eccles !...... To the Piano
Don't you worry. I can float like a brick!

Damn, just when I thought it was safe enough to smell the hydroponic roses, another salvo goes screaming overhead....back to the bunker !

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:31 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Shaddap n dig
I will just go for a walk, n check on the drip, drip.........you guys do have your floaties.............yes? (tightens toggles on Mae West)...........Eccles !...... To the Piano
Don't you worry. I can float like a brick!
Damn, just when I thought it was safe enough to smell the hydroponic roses, another salvo goes screaming overhead....back to the bunker !

And just when I thought it was safe to go back out again.......let's see, flak jacket, check........helmet w/pockmarks, check........AR15 w/extra mags, check.....now, where's the bartender....??

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:50 pm

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Don't you worry. I can float like a brick!
Damn, just when I thought it was safe enough to smell the hydroponic roses, another salvo goes screaming overhead....back to the bunker !

And just when I thought it was safe to go back out again.......let's see, flak jacket, check........helmet w/pockmarks, check........AR15 w/extra mags, check.....now, where's the bartender....??

Would that be the folding stock model ?

With the amount of stray hot metal flying around, I am just cuddling my AK50, and scratching a deeper hole with my boot

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:53 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Damn, just when I thought it was safe enough to smell the hydroponic roses, another salvo goes screaming overhead....back to the bunker !

And just when I thought it was safe to go back out again.......let's see, flak jacket, check........helmet w/pockmarks, check........AR15 w/extra mags, check.....now, where's the bartender....??
Would that be the folding stock model ?
With the amount of stray hot metal flying around, I am just cuddling my AK50, and scratching a deeper hole with my boot

Nah, its' just good for takin' potshots at ititerant Yankees.......there's shovels under the bar, I think......now, what's going on again?