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Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:59 pm**

shhhh

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:02 pm**

Boo!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:11 pm**

it has just taken me thirty minutes to get the dawgs back under control, and repair the monitor.

Posted: **Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:24 am**

I had to revisit the bar to see if the malarial hallucinations had died down. Apparantly not !!!!
Serving Wench, a triple shot of quinine, with a dash of gin, a half teaspoon of salt, a slice of lemon, an ice - pack, a hot water bottle, and a bed of naills to go under my tatty blanket......pronto

Posted: **Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:28 am**

Julian Mayo wrote:I had to revisit the bar to see if the malarial hallucinations had died down. Apparantly not !!!!
Serving Wench, a triple shot of quinine, with a dash of gin, a half teaspoon of salt, a slice of lemon, an ice - pack, a hot water bottle, and a bed of naills to go under my tatty blanket......pronto

Aha this is where you are hiding. I have the Vicks for your chest. Applied very carefully of course.
Now where is that strawberry vodka lipstick????
Hmmmm I have some soothing music and an ice pack and a warm milo.

Posted: **Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:33 am**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:I had to revisit the bar to see if the malarial hallucinations had died down. Apparantly not !!!!
Serving Wench, a triple shot of quinine, with a dash of gin, a half teaspoon of salt, a slice of lemon, an ice - pack, a hot water bottle, and a bed of naills to go under my tatty blanket......pronto
Aha this is where you are hiding. I have the Vicks for your chest. Applied very carefully of course.
Now where is that strawberry vodka lipstick????
Hmmmm I have some soothing music and an ice pack and a warm milo.

heh.......heh........is that a stirring of health I feel ?

Posted: **Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:39 am**

Try listening to Chris Isaak's Wicked Game.

Very soothing.

Posted: **Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:42 am**

jacfan wrote:Try listening to Chris Isaak's Wicked Game. Very soothing.

So is hand cream

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:52 pm**

A double Wild Turkey n coke for cm. He spotted the deliberate error

Thats on the "News on F1" account,...... I know the key is rusty.

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:24 pm**

Barkeep... oh barkeep..... Ahhh there you are.
Care to join me in a nice refreshing iced tea? Is very very quiet around here. So since you are not busy... except with me... how 'bout a game of snooker or darts or something to keep us occupied until the crew make it back from the middle of... where are they again?????

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:27 pm**

Barkeep quick a drink for mlittle... he is lurking around here somewhere.

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:38 pm**

jacfan wrote:Barkeep quick a drink for mlittle... he is lurking around here somewhere.

Here I am....I though I heard something stirring around in the lounge. How are you this fine evening, jacfan?

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:02 pm**

In need of something cold and refreshing... I need somewhere to hide. Julian is looking for me and intends to take me on his knee and give me a mighty good spanking. ...... Apparently I have been very very naughty

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:05 pm**

jacfan wrote:In need of something cold and refreshing... I need somewhere to hide. Julian is looking for me and intends to take me on his knee and give me a mighty good spanking. ...... Apparently I have been very very naughty

The being put on my knee, and the spanking, are two seperate deeds

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:53 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:In need of something cold and refreshing... I need somewhere to hide. Julian is looking for me and intends to take me on his knee and give me a mighty good spanking. ...... Apparently I have been very very naughty
The being put on my knee, and the spanking, are two seperate deeds

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