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mlittle wrote:Never mind, barkeep. Just give him another shot of jack, okay?

Thet wil' be Woilt Churkey, moi dear, n you r llurkin even more bootifool then when oi arroived, uh oh...uh oh... uh oh.... ....! 1 hour of pleasure, a life time of pain...suddenly I feel very very sober. It all began in a bar a long time ago.... 3 nights apart in the next 5 years......3 kids.... Tread carefully MFer. I went out for a QLD with a couple of friends and the Archer drew his Bow,

Staggers in drunk,gives a loud and tuneless rendition of an unintelligible song(sounds like a mix of The Star Spangled Banner and Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter) and collapses in a pile in the floor at JayVee's feet,waving an empty Bacardi Breezer bottle.

I loves you all,honest I dos

lemon_martini2 wrote:Staggers in drunk,gives a loud and tuneless rendition of an unintelligible song(sounds like a mix of The Star Spangled Banner and Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter) and collapses in a pile in the floor at JayVee's feet,waving an empty Bacardi Breezer bottle.

I loves you all,honest I dos

Opens eye, espies LMs countenance in close proximity, and similarly supine, lurches to feet, drags LM up, swings wild punch at allready collapsing LM whilst shouting unintelligible things about hearts, perfume and sunset birds, momentum carries him to bar where he orders three wild turkeys, at the sound of liquid pouring LM staggers to feet .....

Now you know why, lemon, we tried to strap em' onto a hand truck--so that julian could continue on w/out fear of falling over and requiring more assistance.

dis fella has been in the bar all evening. Heis as full as. the barman tells him to go home. he gets off the stool, falls over, gets up falls over. drags himself to the doorlevers himself up totters outside, falls over. He lives next door to the bar and falls over 37 times getting home. crashes inside crawls to the couch covered in gashes and bruises looks at the stairs to the bedroom. no way
Next morning his wife kicks him awake and says " Paddy the publican said to tell you you left your wheelchair in the bar again".....

Player Score Rank

JayVee 263 50
Rah 257 71
Kaps 252 99
Graham 238 195
ozbear 208 403
bundy 198 442
mlittle 35 521

Barmaid, you look almost as good as I imgine another to be. A triple Wt with a dash of coke n 2 ice cubes, please, and should anyone come in here crowing about their 8npole results the next sound you hear will be the results of my sooling my dawgs on to them. Stand by with the mop n bucket, they won't be able to help themselves.

Okay, looks it I didn't do as bad as I had thought, then again..coming to the party at such a late time, it's no wonder I'm last on the chart. At least it'll be a good experience for next year.

mlittle wrote:Okay, looks it I didn't do as bad as I had thought, then again..coming to the party at such a late time, it's no wonder I'm last on the chart. At least it'll be a good experience for next year.

Don't worry mate, you could still beat Bundy!

julian mayo wrote:Barmaid, you look almost as good as I imgine another to be. A triple Wt with a dash of coke n 2 ice cubes, please, and should anyone come in here crowing about their 8npole results the next sound you hear will be the results of my sooling my dawgs on to them. Stand by with the mop n bucket, they won't be able to help themselves.

I don't know why anyone would brag about their results, it doesn't matter to me that I am in front (JV doesn't count. She is a girl). And I am only 51 points ahead of you after all. Anything could happen. hehe.

rah wrote:

julian mayo wrote:Barmaid, you look almost as good as I imgine another to be. A triple Wt with a dash of coke n 2 ice cubes, please, and should anyone come in here crowing about their 8npole results the next sound you hear will be the results of my sooling my dawgs on to them. Stand by with the mop n bucket, they won't be able to help themselves.

I don't know why anyone would brag about their results, it doesn't matter to me that I am in front (JV doesn't count. She is a girl). And I am only 51 points ahead of you after all. Anything could happen. hehe.

Deep low growls emanate from nearby.

But it's such a cute wittle puppsy wuppsy

julian mayo wrote:

rah wrote:

julian mayo wrote:Barmaid, you look almost as good as I imgine another to be. A triple Wt with a dash of coke n 2 ice cubes, please, and should anyone come in here crowing about their 8npole results the next sound you hear will be the results of my sooling my dawgs on to them. Stand by with the mop n bucket, they won't be able to help themselves.

I don't know why anyone would brag about their results, it doesn't matter to me that I am in front (JV doesn't count. She is a girl). And I am only 51 points ahead of you after all. Anything could happen. hehe.

Deep low growls emanate from nearby.

Hey, dogs love me. If you want proof I will send you the photos of my ex's

rah wrote:

julian mayo wrote:

rah wrote:
I don't know why anyone would brag about their results, it doesn't matter to me that I am in front (JV doesn't count. She is a girl). And I am only 51 points ahead of you after all. Anything could happen. hehe.

Deep low growls emanate from nearby.

Hey, dogs love me. If you want proof I will send you the photos of my ex's

your exes what

My big hound loves my kids only, he tolerates me cos I'm the one who tosses a side of lamb to him every 3 days.

rah wrote:Player Score Rank

JayVee 263 50
Rah 257 71
Kaps 252 99
Graham 238 195
ozbear 208 403
bundy 198 442
mlittle 35 521

This is more like it



Rah picked Alonso for pole and win and then says Girls don't count

julian still beleives in Williams

Good result mlittle but still 7 points behind me this round