F1 Idiots bar

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:43 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Too bloody true, cobber She is a pretty snazzy sheila
You old fox you. You certainly have taste
indubitably

in your ininimimitable fashion

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:58 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:Ditto. We have a lot of underaged drinkers here too. Lots of them wayyyy too young to be drinking.
I guess that's the way it goes everywhere in the world. If something is said to be forbidden it suddenly becomes very attractive for youngsters.

That is unfortunately too true.....Went out the other day and caught sight of some of my brothers friends sitting with a bottle of cane.....they are 14

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:00 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: His are all bent
Oh ... he played with them too much and broke them???
played with them once and broke them.........just dont know what to get him for Xmas this year

Am I really that destructive?

I know I have wrecked the odd Cessna/Pessna/Glider but come on...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:19 am

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Seth Effrika That reminded me of an old acquaintance of mine. He was Dutch and used to call the country Zud Afrika. Tried 2 years but never got him to pronounce it correctly.
Thats cos he was pronouncing it correctly,
Not when you claim to be saying it in english

was it

Australian, American, New Zealander, , Pitcairn Islander, St
ewart Islander, Irish, Scottish,Falklands Islands,Dunedin, Christchurch,Invercargill Isle of Man,Channel Islands,BBC, Welsh,Geordie,Thursday Island English he was using?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:23 am

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
You old fox you. You certainly have taste
indubitably
in your ininimimitable fashion

Blood oath, Sport, ridgy didge cobber, she has got the other half of my jandals

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:34 am

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:39 am

jacfan wrote:

Onya Shirl

Strewth,you are a grouse sheila, fair crack of the flamin whip

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:40 am

Crikey.... stone the flamin' crows if ya ain't being a bit ocker tonight.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:44 am

jacfan wrote:Crikey.... stone the flamin' crows if ya ain't being a bit ocker tonight.

goota hunch in me hooch n rip a few zzzzs, catchya later, yer know where I will be Big Dogging

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:46 am

Goodnight....

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:57 am

jacfan wrote:Goodnight....

Me flamin swag is half empty

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:20 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Thats cos he was pronouncing it correctly,
Not when you claim to be saying it in english
was it

Australian, American, New Zealander, , Pitcairn Islander, St
ewart Islander, Irish, Scottish,Falklands Islands,Dunedin, Christchurch,Invercargill Isle of Man,Channel Islands,BBC, Welsh,Geordie,Thursday Island English he was using?

American was his claim

Lemme elaborate and you'll have an idea.

One day I saw him walking toward me with a piece of paper in his hand. He said: "The boss gave me some sh*t". Took me five minutes to get over the laughter-attack. Of course he meant that the boss gave him a sheet of paper.

Few days later he appeared at my doorstep in the office and calmly stated: "I have a big problem with harddi*ks". I assured him that that ain't exactly a problem per se but he insisted on showing. Before I could protest he rushed to his office and brought his laptop, whose harddisk, as it turned out, was dead...

Get the picture?

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:31 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Crikey.... stone the flamin' crows if ya ain't being a bit ocker tonight.
goota hunch in me hooch n rip a few zzzzs, catchya later, yer know where I will be Big Dogging

Good night...

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:03 pm

gkaytaz wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
gkaytaz wrote:
Not when you claim to be saying it in english
was it

Australian, American, New Zealander, , Pitcairn Islander, St
ewart Islander, Irish, Scottish,Falklands Islands,Dunedin, Christchurch,Invercargill Isle of Man,Channel Islands,BBC, Welsh,Geordie,Thursday Island English he was using?

American was his claim Lemme elaborate and you'll have an idea.

One day I saw him walking toward me with a piece of paper in his hand. He said: "The boss gave me some sh*t". Took me five minutes to get over the laughter-attack. Of course he meant that the boss gave him a sheet of paper.

Few days later he appeared at my doorstep in the office and calmly stated: "I have a big problem with harddi*ks". I assured him that that ain't exactly a problem per se but he insisted on showing. Before I could protest he rushed to his office and brought his laptop, whose harddisk, as it turned out, was dead...

Get the picture?

Let me take a guess, gkaytaz; that man was from north of the Mason-Dixon line, wasn't he......

Anyway......barkeep, how ya' doing this fine evening? One iced tea, please....how's the construction on the new liquor cabinet going?

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:24 pm

I am seriously going to bed early tonight. Spent all day moving things.. furniture etc, cleaning and so forth. Had a nice bbq for dinner and a LARGE butterscotch schnapps and bailey's over ice. Thought I might relax in a warm bath and fell sound asleep in bath... only woke when hubby opened a door.