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jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:33 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:A large W..........glass of water please

Hey I will get you your drink .... now did you want ice with the turkey? What????? You wanted what??? w..a..t...e...r... ? water?

clunk

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:23 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:A large W..........glass of water please
Hey I will get you your drink .... now did you want ice with the turkey? What????? You wanted what??? w..a..t...e...r... ? water?
clunk

water.

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:56 pm

jacfan wrote:
Hey, I'll talk with you.....we'll talk over breakfast. How are you this evening, jacfan?
I am fine thanks mlittle. Actually I think I need to find a better name for you.... sounds way too formal somehow.
I hope you are well and happy. Did you get something to eat? I am sure Ed and Julian will share.
Haven't seen much of you lately. What has been happening in the "Little World"?

Formal? Hmm... The Lil'? The M? Mr M? M? (a la Bond) or Mster? Uh no, that sounds like hamster

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:00 pm

Well I could call him Stuart..

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:26 am

jacfan wrote:Well I could call him Stuart..

He's Michael J. Fox?

Wow!

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:41 am

Shhhhhhh.. supposed to be a secret.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:47 am

I just read this and it is supposed to be true but I can't vouch for that.

When nelson Mandela was elected Prime Minister he made a state visit to the U.K. Included was a reception at Former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher's country manor and a tour of the stables. The reception was somewhat chilly as the hostess considered him a terrorist. In the stable a horse broke wind very loudly. When a stench filled the air the hostess clenched her teeth and resigned her self to apologising to a terrorist. And said 'I'm ever so frightfully sorry'. Nelson mandela responded 'It's quite alright. It's a normal bodily function, and I thought it came from the horse anyway'

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:19 am

jacfan wrote:nelson Mandela was elected Prime Minister :

The day that happens I will shoot myself in the foot.....

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:36 pm

<T-K> wrote:
jacfan wrote:nelson Mandela was elected Prime Minister :

The day that happens I will shoot myself in the foot.....

May I suggest you raise the foot out in front. Shooting it while the foot is on the ground may result in a nasty riccochet, with the projectile lodging somewhere above the foot.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:38 pm

<T-K> wrote:
jacfan wrote:nelson Mandela was elected Prime Minister :

The day that happens I will shoot myself in the foot.....

Ok President.

Hey I only copied it. Don't shoot the messanger.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:41 pm

jacfan wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
jacfan wrote:nelson Mandela was elected Prime Minister :

The day that happens I will shoot myself in the foot.....
Ok President. Hey I only copied it. Don't shoot the messanger.

By the Gods of my temple, and the annointed Head Turkey Honcho, I will defend your right to stuff up !!!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:37 pm

A large glass of water please.......then go tub in it !!!
Had ter meet the Ex today........gawd I am a patient man........hey she still walks n talks

eleventy seven WTs, n if Jacfan walks in the door, you better be drinkin them

Yes I do, JacFan.
Why?
A nicer class of nightmare.
How?
I stole Phar laps liver..
Seriously,......its a genetic "thang".Me, my Bro, n Teen have it. My dad had it
My Teen had to provide a witness statement today..........during which she was asked how much alcohol she had consumed at the party.
When Honed down by the Cop,.....between the hours of 10pm, and Midnight she consumed 4 Double Black Cruisers (whatever the hell they are......what ever happened to Blackberry Nip

) and 4 cans of JB. I waited up for her that night, I would have said she had consumed a couple of beers.
Now this genetic factor is not something to brag about, for a start it costs a fortune if you want to get as pissed as your mates.
Secondly, its always us cleaning up other peoples sp...w.
Thirdly, its always us with a clear recollection of events

Thankfully there are a few types of alcohol that have us zinging off the walls, followed by the inevitable .............oooops....."code 3 to ........"

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jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:31 pm

Is that the faint odor of hostility I am sniffing?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:50 pm

jacfan wrote: Is that the faint odor of hostility I am sniffing?

No flamin way!!!!!

I ish a ve.....good thsthrunk

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:03 pm

Scares the cr.p outa me when someone cares