Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:08 am
Dont spill any drops as you walk right on by.......maximum load aboardgkaytaz wrote:Another week is history... Ah, the sweet lazinessNeed a drink to celebrate
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:21 am
No worries, it's precious to us allJulian Mayo wrote:Dont spill any drops as you walk right on by.......maximum load aboardgkaytaz wrote:Another week is history... Ah, the sweet laziness
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:54 am
Evening barkeep
Where is everyone?
Ahhhhh.........trying to figure out their 8n.
I'll have a beer thanks, put it on JM's tab, he seems to have gone MIA, he wont realize until its too late
Where is everyone?
Ahhhhh.........trying to figure out their 8n.
I'll have a beer thanks, put it on JM's tab, he seems to have gone MIA, he wont realize until its too late
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:25 am
Did someone say it was Julian's shout? In which case.......barkeep, one glass of iced tea in one of the new Patrick glasses(the black n' blue ones, ya' know......the ones that look like the Batmobile.....GhoGho wrote:Evening barkeep
Where is everyone?
Ahhhhh.........trying to figure out their 8n.
I'll have a beer thanks, put it on JM's tab, he seems to have gone MIA, he wont realize until its too late
.....)Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:41 pm
From: Messers Snoutintrough, Getyerlastdollar, Grubbyngready, Ambochaser and Litigiousmongrel. Solicitors At Law. San Quentin.
To: Messers mlittle and GhoGhoGho
On behalf of our most grieviously offended Client, it is alleged that you did, on the 8th of March, in The Year of The Lord 2007, commit that most heinious of crimes of misappropriating the usage of that most sanctified of privileges.
To whit that you did place the purchase of alcoholic and or hallucinatory beverages on the Client's BarTab WITHOUT the extension of an invitation for the aforementioned Client to partake of same at or about the time of the Allegation.
It is therefore our duty on behalf of Our Client to advise you Both that Our Client seeks extensive Reperation in Kind.
To: Messers mlittle and GhoGhoGho
On behalf of our most grieviously offended Client, it is alleged that you did, on the 8th of March, in The Year of The Lord 2007, commit that most heinious of crimes of misappropriating the usage of that most sanctified of privileges.
To whit that you did place the purchase of alcoholic and or hallucinatory beverages on the Client's BarTab WITHOUT the extension of an invitation for the aforementioned Client to partake of same at or about the time of the Allegation.
It is therefore our duty on behalf of Our Client to advise you Both that Our Client seeks extensive Reperation in Kind.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:37 pm
Huh? What? Umm, huh?Julian Mayo wrote:From: Messers Snoutintrough, Getyerlastdollar, Grubbyngready, Ambochaser and Litigiousmongrel. Solicitors At Law. San Quentin.
To: Messers mlittle and GhoGhoGho
On behalf of our most grieviously offended Client, it is alleged that you did, on the 8th of March, in The Year of The Lord 2007, commit that most heinious of crimes of misappropriating the usage of that most sanctified of privileges.
To whit that you did place the purchase of alcoholic and or hallucinatory beverages on the Client's BarTab WITHOUT the extension of an invitation for the aforementioned Client to partake of same at or about the time of the Allegation.
It is therefore our duty on behalf of Our Client to advise you Both that Our Client seeks extensive Reperation in Kind.
All I can say is.......GhoGho, you're on your own; I only got an iced tea......he bought the alcohol.
As for that law firm there.......didn't they also have a partner known as DeweyCheathamandHowe?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:10 pm
........And or hallucinatory beverages.........
..........iced "tea"
..........iced "tea"
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:35 pm
Huh? Wha....huh? Wait, this iced tea is a non-hallucinatory beverage; BARKEEP! More iced tea....and please put it on my tab; indeed, it'll be my tab for the next 2 weeks, as instructed by the firm of DeweyCheathamandHowe......Julian Mayo wrote:........And or hallucinatory beverages.........
..........iced "tea"
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm
The "iced Tea" served in this bar is imported directly from Agra,........Kappy will happily confirm our recipe is original.......well, he will after 4-5 "iced Teas"mlittle wrote:Huh? Wha....huh? Wait, this iced tea is a non-hallucinatory beverage; BARKEEP! More iced tea....and please put it on my tab; indeed, it'll be my tab for the next 2 weeks, as instructed by the firm of DeweyCheathamandHowe......Julian Mayo wrote:........And or hallucinatory beverages.........
..........iced "tea"
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:44 pm
Oh no ..... 
Julian... under blanky now and I will be there with the strawberry/vodka medicine asap.
Sorry gents, our learned friend is not the same since he gave up the feral bird for iced aqua mineral... he is all emotional and suffering from withdrawal symptoms of both Formula one and the feral bird... not to mention the strawberry/vodka.
Barkeep I will happily take care of the bill for ghogho, webster, cm, and Julian for March.
Julian... under blanky now and I will be there with the strawberry/vodka medicine asap. Sorry gents, our learned friend is not the same since he gave up the feral bird for iced aqua mineral... he is all emotional and suffering from withdrawal symptoms of both Formula one and the feral bird... not to mention the strawberry/vodka.
Barkeep I will happily take care of the bill for ghogho, webster, cm, and Julian for March.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:23 pm
Thanks jacfan.
Would you care to join me?
Julian is asleep under the blanky after that strawberry/vodka medicine. It really has a kick.
Would you care to join me?
Julian is asleep under the blanky after that strawberry/vodka medicine. It really has a kick.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:56 pm
I would be more than happy to join you in a drink or two cm. Hopefully s/v will help JM.
What would you like to drink? I might just have a Beam and Coke.
What would you like to drink? I might just have a Beam and Coke.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:22 pm
HAH! I was pretending to snore. [size=0]And i will stick to that story, no matter what[/size]
[size=0]And i will stick to that story, no matter what[/size] Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:47 pm
I hope you are not feeling so emotional now.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:58 pm
For a man pretending to snore, those z's were loud and convincing,