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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:40 pm

Tis dead set been a mongrel of an evening........young fella stuck his car into a pole up the road.....put his mate in hospital....no seat belts..a bag of green vegetable matter on the floor of the wreck, no licence=no insurance.
Blanky......here I come.....dawgs......no phone calls.......no visitors :evil:

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Post by jacfan » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:43 pm

Goodnight and I hope tomorrow is better.
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:43 pm

jacfan wrote:Have as much as you like on my tab.
A sweet goodnight kiss from those strawberry lips.......oh, those lips......and I shall sleep, wrapped in the arms of Morpheus.......ahhhhhhh.......... perchance to dream.......... :cry:

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Post by jacfan » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:46 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Have as much as you like on my tab.
A sweet goodnight kiss from those strawberry lips.......oh, those lips......and I shall sleep, wrapped in the arms of Morpheus.......ahhhhhhh.......... perchance to dream.......... :cry:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:47 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Tis dead set been a mongrel of an evening........young fella stuck his car into a pole up the road.....put his mate in hospital....no seat belts..a bag of green vegetable matter on the floor of the wreck, no licence=no insurance.
Blanky......here I come.....dawgs......no phone calls.......no visitors :evil:
'cept JF, ya silly mutts

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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:49 pm

jacfan wrote:
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jacfan wrote:Have as much as you like on my tab.
A sweet goodnight kiss from those strawberry lips.......oh, those lips......and I shall sleep, wrapped in the arms of Morpheus.......ahhhhhhh.......... perchance to dream.......... :cry:
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All of a sudden I feel all green........I like it 8)

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Post by jacfan » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:49 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Tis dead set been a mongrel of an evening........young fella stuck his car into a pole up the road.....put his mate in hospital....no seat belts..a bag of green vegetable matter on the floor of the wreck, no licence=no insurance.
Blanky......here I come.....dawgs......no phone calls.......no visitors :evil:
'cept JF, ya silly mutts
Mind if I snuggle up here? :wink:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:51 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Tis dead set been a mongrel of an evening........young fella stuck his car into a pole up the road.....put his mate in hospital....no seat belts..a bag of green vegetable matter on the floor of the wreck, no licence=no insurance.
Blanky......here I come.....dawgs......no phone calls.......no visitors :evil:
'cept JF, ya silly mutts
Mind if I snuggle up here? :wink:
I haven't darned all the blanky yet :cry: ,You will have to snuggle really, really, really, very, very, close :lol:

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Post by jacfan » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:53 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
'cept JF, ya silly mutts
Mind if I snuggle up here? :wink:
I haven't darned all the blanky yet :cry: ,You will have to snuggle really, really, really, very, very, close :lol:
I can manage that... how is that? Nice and snuggly....hmmmmm. Now try and get some sleep. :zzzz:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:58 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Mind if I snuggle up here? :wink:
I haven't darned all the blanky yet :cry: ,You will have to snuggle really, really, really, very, very, close :lol:
I can manage that... how is that? Nice and snuggly....hmmmmm. Now try and get some sleep. :zzzz:


MMmmmmm....... :zzzz: ............. :wink: .................. :updown: :woohoo: :happy2: :lift: :shine: :hitit: ................ :woohoo: :fly2: .................. :zzzz:

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Post by GhoGho » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:29 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
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Julian Mayo wrote:From: Messers Snoutintrough, Getyerlastdollar, Grubbyngready, Ambochaser and Litigiousmongrel. Solicitors At Law. San Quentin.


To: Messers mlittle and GhoGhoGho

On behalf of our most grieviously offended Client, it is alleged that you did, on the 8th of March, in The Year of The Lord 2007, commit that most heinious of crimes of misappropriating the usage of that most sanctified of privileges.
To whit that you did place the purchase of alcoholic and or hallucinatory beverages on the Client's BarTab WITHOUT the extension of an invitation for the aforementioned Client to partake of same at or about the time of the Allegation.
It is therefore our duty on behalf of Our Client to advise you Both that Our Client seeks extensive Reperation in Kind.

8)
Thanks JM, appreciate it, I'm a bit broke right now (as usual)

Payday tomorrow, you can have one on my tab then :wink:

one?
:evil:
OK OK....... more than one then
I'm in shape

Round is a shape...........


:cheers:

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Post by jacfan » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:14 pm

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
Thanks JM, appreciate it, I'm a bit broke right now (as usual)

Payday tomorrow, you can have one on my tab then :wink:

one?
:evil:
OK OK....... more than one then
Shhhhhhhh Julian needs some sleep!!!! Don't worry about the tab for drinks....... I did say that the tab will be mine for the rest of March... so go grab yourself a drink or two.. whatever you want and be quiet....
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:28 pm

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Ahhhhhhhh....wassup doc???......... :lol:

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Post by jacfan » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:08 pm

Good morning. I hope you had a good nights sleep. Now what would you like for breakfast? I have a big bowl of freshly picked organic strawberries and homemade waffles or muffins.
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Post by Julian Mayo » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:15 pm

jacfan wrote:Good morning. I hope you had a good nights sleep. Now what would you like for breakfast? I have a big bowl of freshly picked organic strawberries and homemade waffles or muffins.

:lol: Strawberries n Waffles, please..........thats the best few hours sleep..... I..... :shock2: .......its 1710 hrs :shock:

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