F1 Idiots bar

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:35 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Good morning. I hope you had a good nights sleep. Now what would you like for breakfast? I have a big bowl of freshly picked organic strawberries and homemade waffles or muffins.

Strawberries n Waffles, please..........thats the best few hours sleep..... I..... .......its 1710 hrs

Strawberries and waffles are ready. It is amazing what a good cuddle will do for you.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:41 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Good morning. I hope you had a good nights sleep. Now what would you like for breakfast? I have a big bowl of freshly picked organic strawberries and homemade waffles or muffins.

Strawberries n Waffles, please..........thats the best few hours sleep..... I..... .......its 1710 hrs
Strawberries and waffles are ready. It is amazing what a good cuddle will do for you.

............... :yourock:

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:37 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:

Strawberries n Waffles, please..........thats the best few hours sleep..... I..... .......its 1710 hrs
Strawberries and waffles are ready. It is amazing what a good cuddle will do for you.
...............

You are too kind

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:59 pm

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Strawberries and waffles are ready. It is amazing what a good cuddle will do for you.
...............
You are too kind

Au Contraire...............you are far too kind

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:01 am

A WT and Stones Green Ginger Wine, if you would be so kind........

......Casey Stoner is starting to show some promise..........just pour the bloody drink......its my guts.........ok?

Hmmm...............AMBO.........now, please

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:10 am

Julian Mayo wrote:A WT and Stones Green Ginger Wine, if you would be so kind........ ......Casey Stoner is starting to show some promise..........just pour the bloody drink......its my guts.........ok?

Hmmm...............AMBO.........now, please

Oooops.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:10 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:A WT and Stones Green Ginger Wine, if you would be so kind........ ......Casey Stoner is starting to show some promise..........just pour the bloody drink......its my guts.........ok?

Hmmm...............AMBO.........now, please
Oooops.

I suddenly feel a tad unwell, must be the Flue...........couldn't get it unblocked......too many possums........rhinocerous..........pelicans...........tricerytops.......dingoes.........walrus......

.

Blanky!!!!..

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:19 am

Blanky...........stop it !!! Lie still!!!!!

Ahhhhhh..........that is much more betterer!
"I'm dreaming of a ...............strawberryy christmas..............."
And a............

Southernman · Post by **Southernman** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:15 pm

It's very quiet here. I don't think anybody would notice that I've been in and had a drink and left. I'll tell the barperson that the next person will have a drink on my tab.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:34 pm

Southernman wrote:It's very quiet here. I don't think anybody would notice that I've been in and had a drink and left. I'll tell the barperson that the next person will have a drink on my tab.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:16 pm

So. now the guilt begins,
Now the quandry quadruples
Now the conscience quivers.
Do I take the Kids fishing Saturday morning, after we have ripped natures best waves apart?
Or do I ring Kev B, AJ, Mick, The Politician, The Chickadee Kid, The Mad Mini-Driving Pom, and Bro, remind them that the tinny has a wide screen, and a new anchor.....and this one has rope tied to it........... and they owe me 2 cases of WT, a case of MB,and 2 packets of Aspro from this time last year.
Is Linny going to woman the BBQ all weekend, as she did last year?
Sigh.................a Schooner of Ouzo please, whilst I make a desicion.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:29 pm

Well, that was easy fixed....went out n purchased a "4 door, 5 seater Luxury Saloon Vehicle".......I was u guys I'd be staying off the roads this weekend,
The TEENAGER will be everywhere between here and the "Rock", and the other 3 "Rocks"
For $73:50 an "elderly gentleman who chooses to use the curb as a plilow" and still has a licence, is now the official "licenced driver" while my girl on "L"s circumnavigates Awsralia......Jeez I miss me dawgs.
So much so, I picked up a Rhodesian R'Back/Doberman cross Greyhound/Neopolitan Mastiff pup on the way home from the funeral, and it pissed all over the Luxury Saloon

So Pup n me stood in the driveway........and bid bon whatsit to the most lethal contradiction of road traffic policing Australia has ever seen...........well, since 1980

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:34 pm

Where have the dogs gone?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:36 pm

Rack em.............Wt by WT.............the wake started at 4pm....there still 2 awake.........both female............both non related...............

..........looks like a really nice night to be hidi........sleeping under the tinny

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:37 pm

jacfan wrote:Where have the dogs gone?

With The TEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAGGGGEEEERRRRRR