F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:56 am

Sigh............................

man gets back from doing what a man shouldnt oughta do.........
No prewarmed blanky.......no WT in the Fridge...........no dog tucker........the Cessper is all rusted......n the Pipcess is even worse........people are posting that they are too tired to post........

......needed a little lie down after reading that one

..........
Okay......I The drought is too bloody tough......I got bloody 47........and that was good ebloodynough.............back in 3mils of Falken.

Slam.............thump.........clunk..............clink...........gotta love that clink

OI!!!! Where is the Plasma TV .....???
OOOOOPS

Dawg !!! .............Give!...........now

Must have warmth.............whats that tap?.......(turns tap on)........thinks........need light.......... thinks ............Zippo

OOOOOOOOPS!!!!!!

New pool table arrives tomorrow.......TK buggered the other, with oil stains :evil:anyway .............blanky has another hole in it.........Thank gawd one of the dawgs was minding the plasma......Ladies.....if yer need to go.......don't

Gas (Rapidly) heated WT aint all that bad

Ah well, Time to roll up in blankey under the Hiroshima- like shadow of where the pool table used to be.
I shall lie here and think positive thoughts about eyebrow/eyelash/nasal hair regeneration ..........strange tho

........I swear I can smell strawberry..............and in the oh so sweet light cast by the embers of what was the west wall........do I see ???..........sigh.............no..........just......a figment............
Dawgs..........guard.........bugga........theres not much left to ..........Dawgs! .........snuggle

Better do some carpenty tomorrow

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:02 am

JayVee wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
JayVee wrote:Drinks are on me today in celebration of the great win of Fernando in only his second race for McLaren (a team that didn't win a single race in 2006)

NON.!
You backed him, you championed him, his victory is also yours!
Salute!
On my tab,

WOW! What a nice surpise Julian,

Thank you, really

Sorry, just got back into town for ther next race.
Hopefully it will be your shout......til then..........the Dom flows westward

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:59 pm

Jeremy has been on holidays and we have had lots of things to do, places to go and drinks to ......... yeah you get the picture. Had a good night at the Comedy Lounge in Melbourne. Very funny night.

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:07 pm

HHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO.................Anybody here?

Excellent I have the bar too myself

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:51 pm

Bundy wrote:HHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO.................Anybody here?

Excellent I have the bar too myself

Huh???? someone here????

Well hi there Bundy

grab a stool and something cold to drink and join me here. Been super quiet around here so I thought I would grab 40 winks... that was last Tuesday I think and since then

Julian is AWOL and I had blanky cleaned and all the rips and tears mended........ but no sign of him.

Now would you care for a snack... toasted sanger? nachos?

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:52 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPS I forgot the drinks

Here ya go....

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:03 pm

HOW good are Nachos!!!!

with Sour Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hitit:

we need a new emoticon

gkaytaz · Post by **gkaytaz** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:49 pm

Bundy wrote:HOW good are Nachos!!!!

with Sour Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we need a new emoticon

This one ain't bad...

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:57 pm

Sorry I am late, had to extricate a ducati rider from Therapy's tailgate.

Note to " 2 wheel would be's" on the Wisemans road".Therapy has 4 contact patches and very big brakes, and her corner speed on tight stuff is very good

One WT please

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:21 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:Sorry I am late, had to extricate a ducati rider from Therapy's tailgate.
Note to " 2 wheel would be's" on the Wisemans road".Therapy has 4 contact patches and very big brakes, and her corner speed on tight stuff is very good One WT please

Ah there you are. Grad something to eat.... the nachos are popular, grab a drink and check out blanky.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:47 am

Morning, barkeep.....one large iced tea and some nachos, okay?

I see the bar's busy(I wondered where all the noise was coming from.....

); spent the morning cleaning tree debris from around the house after all the high winds came blowin' through late last night(knocked power out late last night, hence the reason the results from the ChampCar, ChampCar Atlantic and ALMS races aren't up yet....

)....hopefully, power'll be back up this afternoon and everything will be back to normal.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:49 am

Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:50 am

mlittle wrote:Morning, barkeep.....one large iced tea and some nachos, okay?

I see the bar's busy(I wondered where all the noise was coming from..... ); spent the morning cleaning tree debris from around the house after all the high winds came blowin' through late last night(knocked power out late last night, hence the reason the results from the ChampCar, ChampCar Atlantic and ALMS races aren't up yet.... )....hopefully, power'll be back up this afternoon and everything will be back to normal.

I take it you are just unbuttoning the hatches

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:54 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Sorry I am late, had to extricate a ducati rider from Therapy's tailgate.
Note to " 2 wheel would be's" on the Wisemans road".Therapy has 4 contact patches and very big brakes, and her corner speed on tight stuff is very good One WT please
Ah there you are. Grad something to eat.... the nachos are popular, grab a drink and check out blanky.

Blanky was a lil'singed, but escaped most of the firestorm.......I is aheadin for it right now

........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh perchance to dream........of Loti..........H16s.....of brave young men with 6ft high aero devices........of strawberry fields forever

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:32 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Sorry I am late, had to extricate a ducati rider from Therapy's tailgate.
Note to " 2 wheel would be's" on the Wisemans road".Therapy has 4 contact patches and very big brakes, and her corner speed on tight stuff is very good One WT please
Ah there you are. Grad something to eat.... the nachos are popular, grab a drink and check out blanky.
Blanky was a lil'singed, but escaped most of the firestorm.......I is aheadin for it right now ........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh perchance to dream........of Loti..........H16s.....of brave young men with 6ft high aero devices........of strawberry fields forever

Blanky has been lightly perfumed with strawberry/vodka. I have been assured that this will cover the slight singey smell and is guarenteed to give sensational sleep/dreams.