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Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:16 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue

Step 1: Remove Ducati

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:58 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue

Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:01 am**

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue
Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)

Somehow I can't imagine JM driving around in a big yellow canary car.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:04 am**

Got in at sparrow-fart

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:09 pm**

And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:48 pm**

jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.

Or perhaps; where is it?

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:01 pm**

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.
Or perhaps; where is it?

Somehow I think it would be in the most usual place. However I am open to suggestions.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:21 pm**

jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.

What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:22 pm**

gkaytaz wrote:
jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.
Or perhaps; where is it?

Adjacant to the sparrow's posterior

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:24 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.
What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?

Not sure I should answer that question.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:27 am**

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue
Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)

If the mongrel gutted, idiotic, brainless spawn of an aenemic plankton, with the reflexes of a dead wombat, the eyesight of Ray Charles at midnight and the forsight a retarded mullet couldn't see Therapy, with lights on, in broad daylight, he would probably think Therapy in yellow was a field of Sunflowers and try to park iin the middle

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:33 am**

jacfan wrote:
GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue
Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)
Somehow I can't imagine JM driving around in a big yellow canary car.

My first ute was a lovingly rebuilt HQ ex-paddock basher with a nitro 327 cu. donk, original Monaro wheels, Statesman seats, no bloody brakes worth spit,
and a deep desire to have a new gearbox every month til I found a Ford box.
It was the original Muzza yellow. I swear the Highway patrol had "yellow detector" fitted to their radar

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:39 am**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.
What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?
Not sure I should answer that question.

IF IT DOESN'T START WITH "FA", PLEASE DON'T

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:54 am**

GhoGho wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue
Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)

Just to set the scene........a 400 metre straight, this clown blats past me and tucks in just in time to not be a Landcruiser bonnet emblem,
then we have a series of nice downhill lefts and rights, 30 to 80 metres apart the next of which increase in radius, so I go round the outside of him on tight bend 5, cos he is slowing me up and he has to lift it before he can drive into turn 6, whereas Therapy likes turn in power on slide turn stab brake, bum comes round power on repeat process......there is a 100 mtre straight with a right angle down hill to apex, sharp uphill from apex following that sequence of bends. Now Therapy has VERY big brakes and 4 wheels.......
I have ridden a lot of motorbikes, sometimes at lunatic speed.....I always thought it best to use the rear brake to lay the thing down, rather than hit front on with the rear of a rapidly closing large metallic object

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:50 am**

AHHHHHHH.........there is a whiff of strawberry around Ol' Blanky

And so I lay me down to sleep.......Ducati pillion passenger I hope to keep.....sleep tight.... may the bloody fleas gently bite

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