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Let's see... FA? Hmmmm as in sweet FA. Face breakfast... faint... fall... fashion... No none of those.... I do believe the first thing he does in the morning is wake up.Julian Mayo wrote:IF IT DOESN'T START WITH "FA", PLEASE DON'Tjacfan wrote:Not sure I should answer that question.Julian Mayo wrote:
What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?
OOPS forgot you didn't want to know that. 
While it is agreed that Jeremy may upon wakening fart like a sparrow, that still does not answer my question regarding the official time that is AKA sparrow-fart.Julian Mayo wrote:What's the first thing Jeremy does as he wakes up ?jacfan wrote:And what time is sparrow-fart? Just for my info you know.
Hey I think I have met that guy.... he often driving around this area... sometimes on a bike and sometimes in a car.Julian Mayo wrote:If the mongrel gutted, idiotic, brainless spawn of an aenemic plankton, with the reflexes of a dead wombat, the eyesight of Ray Charles at midnight and the forsight a retarded mullet couldn't see Therapy, with lights on, in broad daylight, he would probably think Therapy in yellow was a field of Sunflowers and try to park iin the middleGhoGho wrote:Why not just go with the yellow? (maybe in future Ducati rider will see Therapy?)Julian Mayo wrote:Anyone got a sure fire recipe for getting Ducati yellow off Midnight Blue
Hmmm might have to sleep on the couch tonight... might not be safe to park myself under blanky... might be mistaken for a "mongrel gutted, idiotic, brainless spawn of an aenemic plankton, with the reflexes of a dead wombat, the eyesight of Ray Charles at midnight and the forsight a retarded mullet " and suffer serious bodily harm.Julian Mayo wrote:AHHHHHHH.........there is a whiff of strawberry around Ol' Blanky
And so I lay me down to sleep.......Ducati pillion passenger I hope to keep.....sleep tight.... may the bloody fleas gently bite
You could say that; it's been about three days now.....the power's still out(way to go, Duke Energy.....Julian Mayo wrote:I take it you are just unbuttoning the hatchesmlittle wrote:Morning, barkeep.....one large iced tea and some nachos, okay?
I see the bar's busy(I wondered where all the noise was coming from.....
); the good news is that, according to those geniuses, power should be back up Thursday. It could've been worse; the Northeast took the worst of the weather(storms, winds, rain, etc.). At least nothing serious happened....other than the high winds knocking tree limbs into various power lines..... 
)I prefer the darkmlittle wrote:On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........
The power's back on!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels......
I figured as much......Julian Mayo wrote:I prefer the darkmlittle wrote:On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........
The power's back on!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels......
mlittle wrote:I figured as much......Julian Mayo wrote:I prefer the darkmlittle wrote:On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........
The power's back on!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels......
That is great news and worthy of a celebratory drink....mlittle wrote:On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........
The power's back on!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels......
Are you sure?7.5 7.5 7.5
I AM ONLY THREE QUARTER EVIL.
Thanks, jacfan....all I know is that I never want to see another fallen tree limb for a couple of months(50-70 mph straight-line winds'll do that to trees.....jacfan wrote:That is great news and worthy of a celebratory drink....mlittle wrote:On second thought, I take back what I've said about Duke Energy.........
The power's back on!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep.......one large iced tea and a couple shots of the Three Wise Men(ya' know, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels......
)Maybe............or maybe not.....it's confusingjacfan wrote:Are you sure?7.5 7.5 7.5
I AM ONLY THREE QUARTER EVIL.
Yeah, it's confusing all right........Julian Mayo wrote:Maybe............or maybe not.....it's confusingjacfan wrote:Are you sure?7.5 7.5 7.5
I AM ONLY THREE QUARTER EVIL.
.....), let me get a very large iced tea..........on GhoGho's tab....... )