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Now where the f... has Julian put blanky? I need some sleep. Have to get up early and meet with the in-laws for family celebration of 50th anniversary. Prodigal son, his g/f and the bump will be honouring us with their presence..... wish it was presents.

jacfan wrote:Now where the f... has Julian put blanky? I need some sleep. Have to get up early and meet with the in-laws for family celebration of 50th anniversary. Prodigal son, his g/f and the bump will be honouring us with their presence..... wish it was presents.

OI!

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:Now where the f... has Julian put blanky? I need some sleep. Have to get up early and meet with the in-laws for family celebration of 50th anniversary. Prodigal son, his g/f and the bump will be honouring us with their presence..... wish it was presents.

OI!

Is that you Julian? Ah you have blanky.......

Why are you singing? And what the %$#^ is rain. Why are you singing in it? So many questions and so little time.

jacfan wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:

jacfan wrote:Now where the f... has Julian put blanky? I need some sleep. Have to get up early and meet with the in-laws for family celebration of 50th anniversary. Prodigal son, his g/f and the bump will be honouring us with their presence..... wish it was presents.

OI!

Is that you Julian? Ah you have blanky.......

Freshly singed, stained, and otherwise damaged, sigh.......TK thought he was trapped in a Walmart ,
Two more spins in the dryer an................ strawberryfields forever.......

Goodnight.

jacfan wrote:Why are you singing? And what the %$#^ is rain. Why are you singing in it? So many questions and so little time.

wet stuff makes me want to sing,........she thinks rain comes outa........

jacfan wrote: Goodnight.

Sweet Dreams Sweet Princess.

jacfan wrote:Now where the f... has Julian put blanky? I need some sleep. Have to get up early and meet with the in-laws for family celebration of 50th anniversary. Prodigal son, his g/f and the bump will be honouring us with their presence..... wish it was presents.

Met with all for brunch. All had a lovely time. Parents in law left restaurant just before the rest of us.... next thing we get a phone call that there had been an accident. Father-in-law had tripped over in the rain. Won't go into all the details but the upshot is that he broke his hip. Did not get home till nearly 1 am Saturday night. FIL was due to go into surgery first thing this morning, so off to the hospital... spent all day waiting.... nothing. He is now due to go in tomorrow morning. I am tired and very emotional.

I am with ya on that Wen,
Trust all will be well, it is an urban myth about busted hips etc.
I am getting over a busted weekend.
Saturdee arvo, after the first V8Supercar Race at Puke,
I adjourn to what used to be the beer garden of "The Scrubbers Delight", before it was burned down last year.....(the tourist who tried to put out the flames with beer may yet make full recovery )
So I am sitting there, me, the dawgs, Piglet, and Harelip.The late afternoon sun is pleasantly warming, the esky beer is pleasantly cooling I am having a quiet winge about having to be towed in by the CoastGuard fellas cos the "Busted Dunny"s carbies were full of water..........me phone burps.....
Me..."speak or piss orf"
Bozo.......
Me....."awright smarty........waddya want"
Bozo........"Bear, the carbies are beaut, waddya say we hit the "peaks" at 5am n get back inta thet school of Schnapper"
me......"goota, absolutely, must be back half n hour before the V8Supercars start"
Bozo......"No probs"
Me, thinking........"Where'd yer get the fuel"
Bozo, sounding all indignant........"waddya think I am(hurries on before I can get a word in )......I dumped the fuel from my dirty 44 gal, ok?"
Me.................................................. .............. ......"OK, see yer at 4am"

9am............sigh..........
Me.............."Busted Dunny" calling Bar Point Coast Guard, please respond"
Me........."yep"
Me......"same place"
Me........."The Skipper is in the water.......... approximately 200 metres from the vessel, fine on the starboard bow"
Me........"because he has just enough intelligence not to come any closer"
Seems that Bozo used fuel from his brother's 44 Gal, which Bozo had half filled from his own 44.
The CG placed us on the lowest priority, I got home in time to see Rick Kelly climbing out of the winning car of race 3
And once again we had to give all the fish to CG, by way of thanks.
Bozo should be ashore any time now

Julian Mayo wrote:I am with ya on that Wen,
Trust all will be well, it is an urban myth about busted hips etc.
I am getting over a busted weekend.
Saturdee arvo, after the first V8Supercar Race at Puke,
I adjourn to what used to be the beer garden of "The Scrubbers Delight", before it was burned down last year.....(the tourist who tried to put out the flames with beer may yet make full recovery )
So I am sitting there, me, the dawgs, Piglet, and Harelip.The late afternoon sun is pleasantly warming, the esky beer is pleasantly cooling I am having a quiet winge about having to be towed in by the CoastGuard fellas cos the "Busted Dunny"s carbies were full of water..........me phone burps.....
Me..."speak or piss orf"
Bozo.......
Me....."awright smarty........waddya want"
Bozo........"Bear, the carbies are beaut, waddya say we hit the "peaks" at 5am n get back inta thet school of Schnapper"
me......"goota, absolutely, must be back half n hour before the V8Supercars start"
Bozo......"No probs"
Me, thinking........"Where'd yer get the fuel"
Bozo, sounding all indignant........"waddya think I am(hurries on before I can get a word in )......I dumped the fuel from my dirty 44 gal, ok?"
Me.................................................. .............. ......"OK, see yer at 4am"

9am............sigh..........
Me.............."Busted Dunny" calling Bar Point Coast Guard, please respond"
Me........."yep"
Me......"same place"
Me........."The Skipper is in the water.......... approximately 200 metres from the vessel, fine on the starboard bow"
Me........"because he has just enough intelligence not to come any closer"
Seems that Bozo used fuel from his brother's 44 Gal, which Bozo had half filled from his own 44.
The CG placed us on the lowest priority, I got home in time to see Rick Kelly climbing out of the winning car of race 3
And once again we had to give all the fish to CG, by way of thanks.
Bozo should be ashore any time now

I am just glad my name is not Bozo. I am going to snuggle up under blanky and may not emerge until the next GP. ... I wish. Care to share blanky and a couple of medicinal drinks?

I would suggest a Cognac for M'selle, and a gentle, theraputic massage.......let me just light some strawberry incense

Julian Mayo wrote:I would suggest a Cognac for M'selle, and a gentle, theraputic massage.......let me just light some strawberry incense

Sigh..... you have no idea how good that sounds.Thanks Julian

jacfan wrote:

Julian Mayo wrote:I would suggest a Cognac for M'selle, and a gentle, theraputic massage.......let me just light some strawberry incense

Sigh..... you have no idea how good that sounds.Thanks Julian

Oh, yes I do. Just lean back in the vibrating, heated recliner, and I shall address the pressure points in your feet........the thumbs are trained

Hmmm...........okay just the thought was enough, huh? Sweet dreams sweet princess

tis gunna be sooo nice under Blanky............if I snore apply the elbow GENTLY to the third rib.......it's trained................snuggle.

.........bloody nightmares.......drifting boats................. .....perhaps I had better......