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Post by <T-K> » Sat May 19, 2007 1:42 am

jacfan wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Huh.....? .........wha.........?..............did I hear karaoke?......Oh no.....swing me a drink there barkeep....ears gonna be a'ringing.... :oops:
Join in T-K :woohoo: :rap: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
..... la la la..... :rap: Don't want to be an American idiot.

My vocal talents extend as far as the occasional verse in the shower......those unfortunate enough to hear me sing may have a tendancy to suffer ear bleeds :lol: :lol: :shock: :drink:

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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat May 19, 2007 1:51 am

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:woohoo.........I will get blanky re............ :zzzz:
ahhhhhhhhhh is that blanky? :burnout: yeah sure is and I am getting under there.... :oops: Is that you Julian????
Good. now....snuggle and :zzzz:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM------------------------------------yup 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Sat May 19, 2007 1:52 am

Suddenly I feel wide, wide, awake :shock:
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Post by cmlean » Wed May 23, 2007 12:34 pm

Fire whips though bondage parlour
The Age
May 23, 2007 - 6:42AM
A misplaced candle is believed to have started a fire that caused about $100,000 damage to a bondage and discipline parlour in inner Melbourne.
Metropolitan Fire Brigade crews were called to The Correction Centre in St David Street, Fitzroy, just after 10.15pm and contained the fire to a room on the second floor of the two-storey building.
An MFB spokesman said 18 firefighters "were tied up for some time but disciplined and controlled firefighting contained the blaze to one room on the second floor".
The establishment's staff and any clients had evacuated by the time MFB units arrived. No one was injured but much of the upper level was damaged by heat and smoke.
The spokesman said a lighted candle was thought to be the cause of the fire.
The fire was under control in about 30 minutes, Acting Commander Ala McLean told radio station 3AW.
"It was fairly quickly controlled. It was a small fire. Once they gained access into the first floor area it was reasonably quickly extinguished," Mr McLean said.
AAP

:lol:

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Post by Julian Mayo » Wed May 23, 2007 12:42 pm

Reminds me of the one time NSW Police Commisioner.....while still of much lower rank he was the co-ordinating OIC at a large industial fire. When asked for a sit-rep by HQ his he reported that ....."more than a thousand souls have been lost"....well thats what the Commander, heard to much consternation.
It was a shoe factory, and he said "soles".
It took him some time to gain another rank. 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu May 24, 2007 1:09 am

therapy had to take evasive action today :shock: Some one in a Numbus was obviously late :shock: ........had kids on board....and one did a brown eye :clap: :clap: :clap:
(altho one should ALWAYS wear a seatbelt) 8)
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Post by Julian Mayo » Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 am

Ahah.....there is Blanky.........Keeerrrriiiisssst its cold.......Here Dawgs........Lie.........Stay............Dubs.....go......fetch swag.......bbbbrrrrrrrrrr..........good boy.......Barlady.......a hot toddy, n one for yourself.........ahhhhh, thats better........now, where's my .........aaaahhh bugga.......never mind.....tis late........Dawg, settle left........Female dawg, settle right........good daw....... :zzzz:
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Post by gkaytaz » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:10 pm

Hmm, quiet it is here... A drink I need now. But join me no one will, hm? :cheers:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:23 pm

gkaytaz wrote:Hmm, quiet it is here... A drink I need now. But join me no one will, hm? :cheers:
hmmmmm, drink, I will, I think :lol:
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Post by gkaytaz » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:42 pm

Good man!

Here ya go:

:cheers: :drink:
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Post by gkaytaz » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:45 pm

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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:47 pm

gkaytaz wrote:Good man!

Here ya go:

:cheers: :drink:
hic :party8: shanks :D ......here bkanky, here blan.......... :nap: :zzzz:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:47 pm

.........'hic....... :oops:
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Post by Julian Mayo » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:47 pm

:zzzz:
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Post by Bundy » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:48 pm

I'm back!!!

Julian, don't underestimate the powers of excessive Bundy consumption!!!!!!

Perhaps the Saints should give it a go. Things can't get much worse for them
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