Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:19 pm
You will be lucky if you keep it.cmlean wrote:I'm keeping my head down.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:56 pm
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'Julian Mayo wrote:You will be lucky if you keep it.cmlean wrote:I'm keeping my head down.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:04 pm
Fire truck?
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:48 am
cmlean wrote:Fire truck?
Fluffy feral fox?
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:17 am
Flaming Furious Female 
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:33 am
cmlean wrote:Flaming Furious Female
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:01 pm
Is my hole deep enough yet?
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:03 pm
At an Officers’ Club in London, a Colonel enquired after a Captain named Carruthers.
“He’s gone to live in the Himalayas with a baboon, Sir!”
“Good Heavens! Male or female?”
“Oh it’s a female baboon, Sir. There’s nothing odd about Carruthers!”
“He’s gone to live in the Himalayas with a baboon, Sir!”
“Good Heavens! Male or female?”
“Oh it’s a female baboon, Sir. There’s nothing odd about Carruthers!”
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:36 pm
Another 3 ft should do it.cmlean wrote:Is my hole deep enough yet?
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:34 pm
How deep is it now? I am not sure how tall JM is but I should think you will want it at least 6ft down. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.... funny joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFF.. fogot I hadn't finished that comment.cmlean wrote:Is my hole deep enough yet?
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:36 pm
It had to be posted. Too good to let pass.jacfan wrote:How deep is it now? I am not sure how tall JM is but I should think you will want it at least 6ft down. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.... funny joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFF.. fogot I hadn't finished that comment.cmlean wrote:Is my hole deep enough yet?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:15 am
It was very funny. I am not that sensitive.cmlean wrote:It had to be posted. Too good to let pass.jacfan wrote:How deep is it now? I am not sure how tall JM is but I should think you will want it at least 6ft down. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.... funny joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFF.. fogot I hadn't finished that comment.cmlean wrote:Is my hole deep enough yet?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:15 am
Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, then the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders, or their representatives, to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews.
The Pope then met with the College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.
'Your Holiness,' said one of the Cardinals, 'Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.'
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, 'Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?'
'None who plays golf very well,' a Cardinal replied. 'But,' he added, 'There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match.'
Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.
The day after the match, Nicklaus telephoned the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. 'This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness,' said the golfer.
'Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus,' said the Pope.
'Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.'
'How can there be bad news?' the Pope asked.
'I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.'
The Pope then met with the College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.
'Your Holiness,' said one of the Cardinals, 'Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.'
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, 'Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?'
'None who plays golf very well,' a Cardinal replied. 'But,' he added, 'There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match.'
Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.
The day after the match, Nicklaus telephoned the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. 'This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness,' said the golfer.
'Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus,' said the Pope.
'Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.'
'How can there be bad news?' the Pope asked.
'I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.'
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:13 pm
Walking through the bush Gary and Griff came across a dingo licking its privates. After watching for a few minutes Griff said to Gary, "Just between you and me, I've wanted to do that all my life."
A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:53 pm
GhoGho wrote:Walking through the bush Gary and Griff came across a dingo licking its privates. After watching for a few minutes Griff said to Gary, "Just between you and me, I've wanted to do that all my life."
A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
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