F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:43 am

[quote="rah"]Barkeep, surely this bill is incorrect. Maybe the decimal point should be three numbers to the left?[/quote

Um, ah oh g,day Rah. Good trip? I will have a double coke while you sort out your tab, someone put alcohol in my beer last night.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:44 am

mlittle wrote:Barkeep, let me have one iced tea w/lemon. Oh, take that media picture of Briscoe and put it on the large dartboard over on the far wall, okay? Oh, where are all the darts...oh, thank you, barkeep....

What has Briscoe done now?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:46 am

julian mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Barkeep, let me have one iced tea w/lemon. Oh, take that media picture of Briscoe and put it on the large dartboard over on the far wall, okay? Oh, where are all the darts...oh, thank you, barkeep....
What has Briscoe done now?

Ah, just got your post! barman, some darts please

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:58 am

And on the count of 3...1,2,3!(sounds of darts in the air, striking target, w/muffled screams from the lounge audience..)

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:49 am

From the pics on her site, I don't think I would like to get on the wrong side of Danica. Briscoe would want to be sending lots of flowers!!

rah · Post by **rah** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:55 am

Nah, he just wasn't sure if she noticed him. I think she knows he is there now.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:21 pm

Like I said, if Helio and those corner workers hadn't gotten to Patrick before she had gotten to Briscoe...well, Briscoe might have gotten a nice, upclose look at that 4-1/4 carat diamond engagement ring she wears on her left ring finger.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:23 pm

rah wrote:Nah, he just wasn't sure if she noticed him. I think she knows he is there now.

and possibly haas plans for his immediate future. And I don't think that includes his prospects of becoming a father

JayVee · Post by **JayVee** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:29 pm

julian mayo wrote:Just for a change I am going to choose some dud picks for Italy

You'll probably win the round then. You can't put any more duder picks than you already do

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:30 pm

Um, that would be dudder, dude

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:31 am

Barkeep...I have read one too many silly season stories for today...I will take a big glass of lemonade (the biggest you have)...with a side order of aspirin for my aching head.

put it onto the tab of whoevers name is first on the list

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:40 am

<T-K> wrote:Barkeep...I have read one too many silly season stories for today...I will take a big glass of lemonade (the biggest you have)...with a side order of aspirin for my aching head.

put it onto the tab of whoevers name is first on the list

The list is in inverse alphabetical order. That makes it you.
I will have a case of WT stubbies, a case of Bundy for Bundy, And a case of Vodka for Kapel, and Mfer will be along any minute now, with Rah right behind

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:19 am

AAH...but you are forgetting...my name begins with a < ,and symbols come before letters so therefore if the list is in reverse alphabetical order i am last on the list....so I WILL order an even BIGGER glass of lemonade..

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:30 am

<T-K> wrote:AAH...but you are forgetting...my name begins with a < ,and symbols come before letters so therefore if the list is in reverse alphabetical order i am last on the list....so I WILL order an even BIGGER glass of lemonade..

Nah, we use the Aboriginal alphabet

Barman a case of melb. bitter with my order please, straight to Therapy thanks.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:46 pm

julian mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:AAH...but you are forgetting...my name begins with a < ,and symbols come before letters so therefore if the list is in reverse alphabetical order i am last on the list....so I WILL order an even BIGGER glass of lemonade..
Nah, we use the Aboriginal alphabet Barman a case of melb. bitter with my order please, straight to Therapy thanks.

So in other words, i'm last on the list no matter how you look at it.....thats a bummer....oh well, time to drown my sorrows in a nice, iced cold glass of lemonade....

I think i will pay cash for this one $$$$$