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Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:07 pm**

Kapel wrote:I knew i would find U'll here..u old ppl

Julian hows ur spanish dancer doing?Is she here with u?

I'm on a thirty foot chain

..........the other end is attached to an incredible dancer

Gawd I hate dancing, I'd rather cuddle a cat

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:08 pm**

jacfan wrote:Might be a member of Offspring?

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:11 pm**

jacfan wrote:Might be a member of Offspring?

Didn't the lead singer split and start a band called "Lumpy Mattress"

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:26 pm**

No way. It was the Doonas.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:32 pm**

cmlean wrote:No way. It was the Doonas.

Of course......silly me!
N the drummer formed a group called "Duckdown"

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:58 am**

I have little time for animals "who" would subjudicate those who feed them

......however I have fond memories of one particular feline.
I returned from holiday to hear a noise in some timber in my (shared) back yard......I found n abandoned kitten (it's mother was probably a redhead).......it had an eyeball hanging on its cheek was already bow legged with calcium deficiency (rickets) so i picked it up to snap it against a fence post. It fanged me so hard it left 2 teeth in the web of my hand (milk teeth...they stayed because the animal was incapable of nourishing itself enough to retain teeth if it bit hard.
Now this is a critter with 1 eyeball swinging from its socket....and its all of 7 inches long.....and it's trying to eat me

It cost me heaps for Dr Wildgoose to fix the eye,.......and the rest of my pay packet to have the cancer removed from his ear. The mongrel cat repayed me by living for 10 yrs, on a special diet, with antibiotics, n special creams every day of its life Geez I hate cats. ( Mind u, watching it roll off a leanto roof onto an intruder Alsation which was about to kill the neighbours dog in the shared backyard was to see a killing machine in motion.......all claws extended from 10ft straight onto the eyes....poetry in motion)

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:23 am**

Poor kitty.

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:27 am**

Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:I knew i would find U'll here..u old ppl

Julian hows ur spanish dancer doing?Is she here with u?
I'm on a thirty foot chain ..........the other end is attached to an incredible dancer Gawd I hate dancing, I'd rather cuddle a cat

Spanish dancer? Now don't worry Julian I will send someone around with a pair of bolt cutters and get you away from that horrible person. I bet she is gender altered and just keeping you captive as her slave/toy.

Help is on its way!!

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:29 am**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:I knew i would find U'll here..u old ppl

Julian hows ur spanish dancer doing?Is she here with u?
I'm on a thirty foot chain ..........the other end is attached to an incredible dancer Gawd I hate dancing, I'd rather cuddle a cat
Spanish dancer? Now don't worry Julian I will send someone around with a pair of bolt cutters and get you away from that horrible person. I bet she is gender altered and just keeping you captive as her slave/toy.

Help is on its way!!

You peeked

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:26 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
I'm on a thirty foot chain ..........the other end is attached to an incredible dancer Gawd I hate dancing, I'd rather cuddle a cat
Spanish dancer? Now don't worry Julian I will send someone around with a pair of bolt cutters and get you away from that horrible person. I bet she is gender altered and just keeping you captive as her slave/toy.

Help is on its way!!

You peeked

(after reading the above.......)Barmaid........are you sure this is iced tea?

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:50 pm**

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:
Spanish dancer? Now don't worry Julian I will send someone around with a pair of bolt cutters and get you away from that horrible person. I bet she is gender altered and just keeping you captive as her slave/toy.

Help is on its way!!

You peeked

(after reading the above.......)Barmaid........are you sure this is iced tea?

pssssst.....ahem........you got the bolt cutters Mfer.......or do I have to wait for strawberry/vodka flavoured help ?

Its not the iced tea, its what else is in it Mfer

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:56 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:

You peeked

(after reading the above.......)Barmaid........are you sure this is iced tea?
pssssst.....ahem........you got the bolt cutters Mfer.......or do I have to wait for strawberry/vodka flavoured help ?

Its not the iced tea, its what else is in it Mfer

Don't worry, Julian........the bolt-cutters are on their way(courtesy of T-K and his trusty plider......

). While we wait, here's a nice hacksaw for you to cut through that 30-foot chain....

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:03 pm**

Thats a hell of a lot of hackin n sawin'

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:07 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:Thats a hell of a lot of hackin n sawin'

Well.....every little bit helps.

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:14 pm**

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Thats a hell of a lot of hackin n sawin'
Well.....every little bit helps.

Thats what the spanish dancer said

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