Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:58 pm
sigh.....I just can't get enough specimensjacfan wrote:Keep up the study. I am sure you will pass with flying colours.
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:18 pm
You only need one.Julian Mayo wrote:sigh.....I just can't get enough specimensjacfan wrote:Keep up the study. I am sure you will pass with flying colours.
Too many will create havoc and you will learn nothing of any value.Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:21 pm
What about cross referencing ?jacfan wrote:You only need one.Julian Mayo wrote:sigh.....I just can't get enough specimensjacfan wrote:Keep up the study. I am sure you will pass with flying colours.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:28 pm
No need for cross referencing. It will only confuse you, and nothing to be gained as each individual needs to be studied on a one on one basis. Cross referencing will only cause cross contamination and the likelyhood of injury is increased ten fold.What about cross referencing ?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:55 pm
Damn.jacfan wrote:No need for cross referencing. It will only confuse you, and nothing to be gained as each individual needs to be studied on a one on one basis. Cross referencing will only cause cross contamination and the likelyhood of injury is increased ten fold.What about cross referencing ?
But what if I escape the clutches of the Spanish Dancer ?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:59 pm
jacfan wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:The top ten things men know for sure about women
10/. They have boobs.
You may well do but we men do not know that for sure....
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:10 pm
Whaddya mean "WE" Lone Ranger.Bundy wrote:jacfan wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:The top ten things men know for sure about women
10/. They have boobs.
You may well do but we men do not know that for sure....
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:16 pm
Don't kid yourself Julian!!!!Julian Mayo wrote:Whaddya mean "WE" Lone Ranger.Bundy wrote:jacfan wrote:
You may well do but we men do not know that for sure....
When was the last time you looked a women in the eyes
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:27 pm
3 hours agoBundy wrote:Don't kid yourself Julian!!!!Julian Mayo wrote:Whaddya mean "WE" Lone Ranger.Bundy wrote:
You may well do but we men do not know that for sure....
When was the last time you looked a women in the eyes
(okay, okay, so it was the ex
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:15 pm
I believe you do know it but are choosing to ignore the facts. Surely if you men were so great then you would want a women with a brain and a heart to be interested in you rather than a complete birdbrain.Bundy wrote:jacfan wrote:Julian Mayo wrote:The top ten things men know for sure about women
10/. They have boobs.
You may well do but we men do not know that for sure....
Remember beauty fades but stupid is forever!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:40 pm
I sure am not getting any better looking ..............................Or smarter
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:28 pm
Women are generally judged more on how they look than anything else. Which I think is very sad. Says more about the people who make the judgements than the person who they deem to be not worthy just because they don't look like a "supermodel".
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:04 am
I would like to meet a female brain surgeon.jacfan wrote:Women are generally judged more on how they look than anything else. Which I think is very sad. Says more about the people who make the judgements than the person who they deem to be not worthy just because they don't look like a "supermodel".
They are usually intelligent
They make plenty of moolah,
work reasonable hours,
leaving plenty of time for recreation,
have to be reasonably fit,
can resuscitate me after a big night,
scalpel skills are handy, to help me in the kitchen
have to be reasonably sober at all times
so my WT will be safe,
the hospital does their laundry
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:30 pm
Ummm not so sure about that. She might accidently perform surgery on you during the night.
I would worry that she would not know how to have fun without a freshly farmed brain in her handbag.
I would worry that she would not know how to have fun without a freshly farmed brain in her handbag.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:14 pm
Hmmmm....good point.jacfan wrote:Ummm not so sure about that. She might accidently perform surgery on you during the night.
I would worry that she would not know how to have fun without a freshly farmed brain in her handbag.
I'd rather a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
