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Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:21 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:Thats a hell of a lot of hackin n sawin'
Well.....every little bit helps.
Thats what the spanish dancer said

Well, like I said....every little bit helps.

Anyway....another iced tea, barmaid. And another hacksaw for Julian, okay?

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:07 am**

And so I lay myself down to bed,
wondering about Snowy,
is his rabbit fed......
Of strawberry/vodka kisses I will dream
Is JV still our Queen ?
Of race tracks unwinding
breakdowns never minding
Its not the garland I seek
just that flamin strawberry/vodka miss.
In the morn, when I awake,
sadness will be by my side
No maiden waiting red of lip
just another flamin horse to ride,
and Spanish Dancer with her whip

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:18 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:And so I lay myself down to bed,
wondering about Snowy,
is his rabbit fed......
Of strawberry/vodka kisses I will dream
Is JV still our Queen ?
Of race tracks unwinding
breakdowns never minding
Its not the garland I seek
just that flamin strawberry/vodka miss.
In the morn, when I awake,
sadness will be by my side
No maiden waiting red of lip
just another flamin horse to ride,
and Spanish Dancer with her whip

Beautiful poem, Julian....

Here's another hacksaw in case you need it......

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:32 pm**

mlittle wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:And so I lay myself down to bed,
wondering about Snowy,
is his rabbit fed......
Of strawberry/vodka kisses I will dream
Is JV still our Queen ?
Of race tracks unwinding
breakdowns never minding
Its not the garland I seek
just that flamin strawberry/vodka miss.
In the morn, when I awake,
sadness will be by my side
No maiden waiting red of lip
just another flamin horse to ride,
and Spanish Dancer with her whip

Beautiful poem, Julian....

Here's another hacksaw in case you need it......

Thank you...........it's all down to wild turkey/strawberry/vodka cocktails

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:13 pm**

Is JV still our Queen?

I don't think that is required. Just because he has not been winning for a while does not make him a queen.

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:18 pm**

Julian Mayo wrote:And so I lay myself down to bed,
wondering about Snowy,
is his rabbit fed......
Of strawberry/vodka kisses I will dream
Is JV still our Queen ?
Of race tracks unwinding
breakdowns never minding
Its not the garland I seek
just that flamin strawberry/vodka miss.
In the morn, when I awake,
sadness will be by my side
No maiden waiting red of lip
just another flamin horse to ride,
and Spanish Dancer with her whip

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "hold the mayo" however I thinks you might be hamming it up a bit.
Here this might ease the pain........

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:35 pm**

jacfan wrote:Is JV still our Queen?
I don't think that is required. Just because he has not been winning for a while does not make him a queen.

"He" is most absolutelycompletelyassuredlybeyondadoubt female
(just check out the tone of the posts over 1 month)

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:36 pm**

jacfan wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:And so I lay myself down to bed,
wondering about Snowy,
is his rabbit fed......
Of strawberry/vodka kisses I will dream
Is JV still our Queen ?
Of race tracks unwinding
breakdowns never minding
Its not the garland I seek
just that flamin strawberry/vodka miss.
In the morn, when I awake,
sadness will be by my side
No maiden waiting red of lip
just another flamin horse to ride,
and Spanish Dancer with her whip

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "hold the mayo" however I thinks you might be hamming it up a bit.
Here this might ease the pain........[img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/jacfan/lips001.gif[/im
g]

AAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhh,.........hold me............hold me......never let me go

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:08 am**

Lines from a song my Mum used to sing

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:18 am**

That's a mighty old song Julian. You can blame your mother all you like but it's buried deep in your subconscious to haunt you for all time.

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:58 am**

Julian Mayo wrote:
jacfan wrote:Is JV still our Queen?
I don't think that is required. Just because he has not been winning for a while does not make him a queen.
"He" is most absolutelycompletelyassuredlybeyondadoubt female
(just check out the tone of the posts over 1 month)

Sounds like another song. "It's a fine line your walking loose wheel."
(sing to Kenny Rogers Lucille)

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:04 pm**

JV a "she" I don't think so. I think there would be more publicity if JV was a girl. No girls driving in F1 as far as I know.

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:11 pm**

jacfan wrote:JV a "she" I don't think so. I think there would be more publicity if JV was a girl. No girls driving in F1 as far as I know.

Not that JV, JayVee

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:55 pm**

Oooops sorry but I obviously thought you meant JV the driver NOT jayvee the person on here.

I think I might have to go and eat some worms now.

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:06 pm**

jacfan wrote: Oooops sorry but I obviously thought you meant JV the driver NOT jayvee the person on here.
I think I might have to go and eat some worms now.

A birdbrain you are not.

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