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A warning for all tourists in oz

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:59 pm
by rah
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Drop_Bear

A must read article. The link to John Howard is also very informative.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:43 pm
by <T-K>
You wouldnt want to come across one of those at 3 in the morning in a dark alleyway, with no source of light or escape...

(why you would be there in the first place we will never know)

I reckon it could really ruin your day...

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:52 pm
by rah
<T-K> wrote:You wouldnt want to come across one of those at 3 in the morning in a dark alleyway, with no source of light or escape...

(why you would be there in the first place we will never know)

I reckon it could really ruin your day...
I agree, but are you talking about the drop bears or john howard. Well.. they are both pretty scary.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:48 am
by <T-K>
It all depends on the situation in which you find yourself.....

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:09 am
by Julian Mayo
Howard is the result of an infection suffered by his mother after a particularly nasty attack by a drop bear of the sub species OZBEARUS

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:49 pm
by <T-K>
ahh....well that explains it :roll:

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:22 am
by Julian Mayo
Sadly for the country, he survived.....or was cloned...or something :cry:

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:00 pm
by rah
julian mayo wrote:Sadly for the country, he survived.....or was cloned...or something :cry:
He did not survive. It's just that noone knows he is the undead.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:09 pm
by Julian Mayo
rah wrote:
julian mayo wrote:Sadly for the country, he survived.....or was cloned...or something :cry:
He did not survive. It's just that noone knows he is the undead.

Ah, so those eyebrows really are alien life forms clinging to his forehead and controlling the will of the population. :beer:

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:57 pm
by <T-K>
Exactly how many beers have you had???

Well have another anyway.... :drink: :cheers:

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:02 pm
by Julian Mayo
<T-K> wrote:Exactly how many beers have you had???

Well have another anyway.... :drink: :cheers:
two and a half 8)

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:17 pm
by <T-K>
julian mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Exactly how many beers have you had???

Well have another anyway.... :drink: :cheers:
two and a half 8)
You seem to be slacking off.... maybe its the old age that is starting to get to you.... :wink: 8)

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:13 am
by Julian Mayo
<T-K> wrote:
julian mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Exactly how many beers have you had???

Well have another anyway.... :drink: :cheers:
two and a half 8)
You seem to be slacking off.... maybe its the old age that is starting to get to you.... :wink: 8)

half gallon jars

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:34 pm
by <T-K>
julian mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
julian mayo wrote:
two and a half 8)
You seem to be slacking off.... maybe its the old age that is starting to get to you.... :wink: 8)

half gallon jars
Impressive

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:41 pm
by Julian Mayo
<T-K> wrote:
julian mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
You seem to be slacking off.... maybe its the old age that is starting to get to you.... :wink: 8)

half gallon jars
Impressive
Quiet night on the verandah, with the dawg n the kids, looking up at the stars n looking down at the surf on the point. Sippin times. :D