F1 Idiots bar

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:20 pm

Evening, barkeep, how's everything going? I'll have the usual....one large iced tea;..........um, barkeep, who's tab is it this week?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:08 pm

mlittle wrote:Evening, barkeep, how's everything going? I'll have the usual....one large iced tea;..........um, barkeep, who's tab is it this week?

I'm busted, TK has to buy a new car

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:38 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:Evening, barkeep, how's everything going? I'll have the usual....one large iced tea;..........um, barkeep, who's tab is it this week?
I'm busted, TK has to buy a new car

Well then, drink up.....I guess the tab's on me this week!!

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:02 pm

OI ! BUNDY......OVER HERE.!
Thanks Mfer, the usual double WT thanks

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:23 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:OI ! BUNDY......OVER HERE.!
Thanks Mfer, the usual double WT thanks

Did I hear somebody say they're shouting!!!!!!

Barman, I'll have the usual "massive" BD&L thanks.

The best drinks are the ones paid for by somebody else.

They're the only ones I can afford. I've still got 2 years to go on the loan I had to take out to cover my last bill

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:50 pm

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:OI ! BUNDY......OVER HERE.!
Thanks Mfer, the usual double WT thanks
Did I hear somebody say they're shouting!!!!!!

Barman, I'll have the usual "massive" BD&L thanks.

The best drinks are the ones paid for by somebody else.

They're the only ones I can afford. I've still got 2 years to go on the loan I had to take out to cover my last bill

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be a huge bill......then again. barkeep, one iced tea, one double WT and one....whatever bundy's drinking, okay!!

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:53 pm

Hey Mfer,didnt u see me in the corner there?

Where's my drink??? Barkeep my usual,Mfer is in a good mood today

Thanks

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:01 am

Jilly, my sweet barmaid,
next time Mfer wants a drink, you shuck out that ol' jug from under the bar,
stand well back, slide the stopper out, n just leave it a'sittin on the bar.
N thats on my tab.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:29 am

Oh, sorry, kapel. Barkeep, get him a redbull-vodka.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:31 am

Well I'll be darned.......drinks are on Mfer this week.......Gimme whatever is closest to your right hand...yeah, uh...ok no....next one...yup...thats it...throw it over here.....

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:46 pm

No worries Mfer,have a nice day

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:32 pm

there was movement at the station, for the word had passed around,
That Bundy was buying drinks for the Bar
Coz he'd had a punt on the horses - and had won a thousand pound.....

Apologies to Banjo Patterson

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:05 am

Bundy wrote:there was movement at the station, for the word had passed around,
That Bundy was buying drinks for the Bar
Coz he'd had a punt on the horses - and had won a thousand pound.....

Apologies to Banjo Patterson

and all his friends had gathered from Mountain Pass, and Pound, to celebrate the fortune of "Bundy at the bar".
There was TK from SA far away, Mfer from the colony "American style" they say.......
Kappy with an Indian cry did join the fray,
As Always JMBear was ready with the spur,.......and we drove that barman to the ground,....he looked around with a wild stare....and twirled his cocktail shaker with disdain....then his eyes grew larger for he saw.....the dynamite retrieving dawg scamper in the door.
As I sit here in the dirt......I curse the day Bundy won one thousand pound.
For the bar is burnt, the dawg is lost, I'm burning my bloody feet in the bloody bitumen on the bloody street, I bloody shot bloody only 47, because the drought is too bloody tough, their skins went to hell ,
When Bundy breasted the bar.

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:27 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
Bundy wrote:there was movement at the station, for the word had passed around,
That Bundy was buying drinks for the Bar
Coz he'd had a punt on the horses - and had won a thousand pound.....

Apologies to Banjo Patterson
and all his friends had gathered from Mountain Pass, and Pound, to celebrate the fortune of "Bundy at the bar".
There was TK from SA far away, Mfer from the colony "American style" they say.......
Kappy with an Indian cry did join the fray,
As Always JMBear was ready with the spur,.......and we drove that barman to the ground,....he looked around with a wild stare....and twirled his cocktail shaker with disdain....then his eyes grew larger for he saw.....the dynamite retrieving dawg scamper in the door.
As I sit here in the dirt......I curse the day Bundy won one thousand pound.
For the bar is burnt, the dawg is lost, I'm burning my bloody feet in the bloody bitumen on the bloody street, I bloody shot bloody only 47, because the drought is too bloody tough, their skins went to hell ,
When Bundy breasted the bar.

Bravo, Julian!! Bravo!!

Barkeep, another drink for our resident poet....whatever he wants, okay? Oh, and since Bundy won 1,000 pound, the drinks'll be on him, right??

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:28 pm

Thank God we put good use of that 1000 pounds Bundy won,the new bar looks sleek & filled with

never mind