F1 Idiots bar

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:46 pm

Well then....barkeep, fill up the bar on this heah' plane, okay? Oh, and I'll have one iced tea, barkeep.

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:09 pm

HA.....Finally got my pilots license back, it took a week of intense interrogation, blackmail and bribery, but i finally got it back........ Lucky I was trained in I.B.B back when I fought in "nam"

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:16 am

Am I the only one that has realized the Bar is becoming emptier and emptier as the days go by........are we all to busy to share our brainless antics over and Ice cold "cooldrink"

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:28 am

<T-K> wrote:Am I the only one that has realized the Bar is becoming emptier and emptier as the days go by........are we all to busy to share our brainless antics over and Ice cold "cooldrink"

Speaking of drinks.....barkeep, one iced tea. So, is the plane ready for takeoff?; you finally have your pilots' license, T-K?, and can we figure out how to keep Julian from wing-walkin' during the flight?

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:12 am

mlittle wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Am I the only one that has realized the Bar is becoming emptier and emptier as the days go by........are we all to busy to share our brainless antics over and Ice cold "cooldrink"

Speaking of drinks.....barkeep, one iced tea. So, is the plane ready for takeoff?; you finally have your pilots' license, T-K?, and can we figure out how to keep Julian from wing-walkin' during the flight?

We can use a few ropes, one or two elastics, and a small marsupial.......should do the trick.....

Plane is never ready for take of.....but I fly it anyway

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:19 am

Found some really funny new words.....thought I would share them with you here at the bar....

Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's head pops up over the walls to see what's going on.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu May 11, 2006 7:42 am

<T-K> wrote:Am I the only one that has realized the Bar is becoming emptier and emptier as the days go by........are we all to busy to share our brainless antics over and Ice cold "cooldrink"

The fact that one waffles does not a thinker make

Bundy · Post by **Bundy** » Thu May 11, 2006 7:02 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Am I the only one that has realized the Bar is becoming emptier and emptier as the days go by........are we all to busy to share our brainless antics over and Ice cold "cooldrink"
The fact that one waffles does not a thinker make

I don't think it is empty. We're just all WAY too pissed to talk

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:31 pm

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Something julian seems to have perfected...............

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:59 pm

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
<T-K> wrote:Am I the only one that has realized the Bar is becoming emptier and emptier as the days go by........are we all to busy to share our brainless antics over and Ice cold "cooldrink"
The fact that one waffles does not a thinker make
I don't think it is empty. We're just all WAY too pissed to talk

shtpeek feryersthelf..................

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:00 am

<T-K> wrote:
Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Something julian seems to have perfected...............

Tho I still prefer THE AXE

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:07 am

Speaking of which, if you think I am getting aboard that pathetic excuse for an aviation craft without THE AXE .................HEH HEH.

I just love wing walking......and its gunna be even more fun in the air.........I reckon we need Snowy and his Bunny on the other wing to counterbalance tho.........and should we fail to maintain a lofty attitude/altitude.......the Axe will provide....(The Bunny will miss Snowy tho)

(burp)

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:09 am

one hundred pages of tripe, sob, I luv u guys

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:10 am

Julian Mayo wrote: one hundred pages of tripe, sob, I luv u guys

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:12 am

Bundy wrote: I don't think it is empty. We're just all WAY too pissed to talk

N Y is that? Is it b'cos Michael has won 2 races or the bottles on the plane r empty