Here are some more suggestions...
All-Turn-Eight-Ive ? alternative lines, alternative names, alternative language used by the drivers as they go sideways.
or considering that turn 8 has four distinct turns or angles and that many of the drivers had to wrestle or wrangle with the steering wheel at some point during the corner I think it ought to be named: The Quad Wrangle (as in quadrangle)
or
I suggest it is called Ecclestone; after all, it goes on for ever, is impossible to get round and fools even the best drivers
