My new idea...

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:59 pm

<T-K> wrote: Have a blue light on the dashboard/steering wheel inside every car and so when a leader(or front running car) comes to within 2secs behind a slower car the light should go on, telling the driver that a faster car is behind them and about to lap you so pull over. They have the technology to do it and no one can complain because it will be the same for everyone.

Good idea or not?

Great idea T-K.I shall personally write to Mad Max about this

BlinkyBill wrote:
If the slow driver doesnt respond with a suitable time frame, the fast driver gets to press a button on their steering wheel and permit a 100 Volt shock through the steering wheel of the slow car.

The advantage of this is that Julian - the greater IT wizz, could hack into the system and send shocks to Sato very 20 seconds . . . now thats entertainment.

I bet,Schumi would have 4 of those buttons

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:03 pm

And while we are at it, lets equip the cars with those hub spikes the chariots used to have, give each driver a 10 gauge with 1 cartridge, and set up walls of flame on the odd corner

I back MW and DC to win

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:13 pm

Will it be called F1 then too

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:23 pm

Kapel wrote:Will it be called F1 then too

"The REAL F1"

TK will head up the Admin
JV will be the statisticion.
Snowy will be the Official Lexiconer
Mfer will handle publicity
Bundy the catering
Rah the commentary.
You and I will be in the Bar with one eye on the cricket, and one eye on the track

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:46 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: "The REAL F1"
TK will head up the Admin
JV will be the statisticion.
Snowy will be the Official Lexiconer
Mfer will handle publicity
Bundy the catering
Rah the commentary.
You and I will be in the Bar with one eye on the cricket, and one eye on the track

Now that what i call a Real F1 Idiots team

I particularly like my job

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:53 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: "The REAL F1"
TK will head up the Admin
JV will be the statisticion.
Snowy will be the Official Lexiconer
Mfer will handle publicity
Bundy the catering
Rah the commentary.
You and I will be in the Bar with one eye on the cricket, and one eye on the track
Now that what i call a Real F1 Idiots team

I particularly like my job

My aim is to please.......I don't suppose your lovely Lady would consider a part time job behind the bar.....
A/. So I don't have to carry you home every night....
B/. It would raise the class of the joint.
C/. You would not be worrying about her head getting blown off

Yeah, I know..they are all selfish reasons.....but you two are a bloody worry.

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:58 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: My aim is to please.......I don't suppose your lovely Lady would consider a part time job behind the bar.....
A/. So I don't have to carry you home every night....
B/. It would raise the class of the joint.
C/. You would not be worrying about her head getting blown off

Yeah, I know..they are all selfish reasons.....but you two are a bloody worry.

Yeah i know...

I shall personally put this offer to her...with obviously the reasons mentioned...I would persue her for reason C...

BUT,I'm sure if she would take up this part time job ,it would be for reason A

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:00 pm

N the reason U WERE proud to be an F1 Idiot???

R u withdrawing your membership from F1 Idiots Bar too???

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:03 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: My aim is to please.......I don't suppose your lovely Lady would consider a part time job behind the bar.....
A/. So I don't have to carry you home every night....
B/. It would raise the class of the joint.
C/. You would not be worrying about her head getting blown off

Yeah, I know..they are all selfish reasons.....but you two are a bloody worry.
Yeah i know...

I shall personally put this offer to her...with obviously the reasons mentioned...I would persue her for reason C...

BUT,I'm sure if she would take up this part time job ,it would be for reason A

Sigh.....you see Kappy.....you have a truly splendiferous magnificent woman. I bet, having carried you home, she would then clean, vacuum,iron, write a thesis,take a Pullitzer winning Photo, then realise you were still on her shoulder, and put you to bed with a loving kiss.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:04 pm

Kapel wrote:N the reason U WERE proud to be an F1 Idiot???

R u withdrawing your membership from F1 Idiots Bar too???

Go to the Lounge and see the new thread

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:25 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:Will it be called F1 then too
"The REAL F1"
TK will head up the Admin
JV will be the statisticion.
Snowy will be the Official Lexiconer
Mfer will handle publicity
Bundy the catering
Rah the commentary.
You and I will be in the Bar with one eye on the cricket, and one eye on the track

Can I circle overhead in a cessna....give the drivers something else to worry about???

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:33 pm

<T-K> wrote:
Can I circle overhead in a cessna....give the drivers something else to worry about???

But what about us at the bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:38 pm

Kapel wrote:
<T-K> wrote:
Can I circle overhead in a cessna....give the drivers something else to worry about???
But what about us at the bar

He doesnt circle Kappy

Its more like a rapid spiral

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:41 pm

Like the spiral straw for the cocktails at the bar, is it?

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:46 pm

Kapel wrote:Like the spiral straw for the cocktails at the bar, is it?

Kinda...only with a higher rate of descent......

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