F1 Idiots bar

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:17 pm

Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: ..................... How much nitro is left
A fair bit...It doesn't go well with bundy

Does if you light a match........................

Is that old astronaught suit still lying around

Oh, TK...where are you

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:06 am

Julian Mayo wrote:
Bundy wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: ..................... How much nitro is left
A fair bit...It doesn't go well with bundy
Does if you light a match........................
Is that old astronaught suit still lying around

Oh, TK...where are you

Over here....On the couch....

Catching a snooze before the flight.....

Everyone in yet?

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:55 am

I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....

#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:43 pm

<T-K> wrote:I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....

#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #

Here's a suggestion, T-K.........ahem, "On behalf of Mythbusters Airlines, this is your captain speaking. We'd like to welcome all of you onboard Mythbusters' Flight 1. We will be crusing today at an altitude of 30 feet, 40 if we encounter any turbulence. Please remain seated throughout the short flight as we will be testing several myths today, including every pilots' favorite....the myth of explosive decompression. So sit back, enjoy some free drinks at the bar, and enjoy the flight.....Meanwhile, the pilots and I will be staying near the exits and if you should see us depart the plane rapidly, it is highly advisable that you follow us also."

That should get us a couple of passengers for the flight. So when does the plider take off on its' maiden flight?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:55 pm

mlittle wrote:
<T-K> wrote:I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....

#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #
Here's a suggestion, T-K.........ahem, "On behalf of Mythbusters Airlines, this is your captain speaking. We'd like to welcome all of you onboard Mythbusters' Flight 1. We will be crusing today at an altitude of 30 feet, 40 if we encounter any turbulence. Please remain seated throughout the short flight as we will be testing several myths today, including every pilots' favorite....the myth of explosive decompression. So sit back, enjoy some free drinks at the bar, and enjoy the flight.....Meanwhile, the pilots and I will be staying near the exits and if you should see us depart the plane rapidly, it is highly advisable that you follow us also."

That should get us a couple of passengers for the flight. So when does the plider take off on its' maiden flight?

And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk

I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:42 pm

Nobody really listens to the safety instructions, so I thought I would make them a tad more interesting, and actually get people to listen.....

#Please DO listen to the safety instructions, because we've changed things around...you dont know what we are doing now, we put the lifejackets on back to front now.......and some of the exits, well some of them are false........and please listen very carefully, because I have a bad feeling about this flight, I dont think we are going to make it#

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:01 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
mlittle wrote:
<T-K> wrote:I suppose its procedure for me to mutter the inaudible captains message we are all accustomed to on flights.....so here goes.....

#Welcome to flight 1, from here to there......we are going to be flying at a height of 10 feet, going up to a height of 12 feet if we see anything big! ...Your co-pilot today is a thermos of coffee.........as for safety, the exits are right here..next to me, and if you see me go through this door then please follow me quickly!.. #
Here's a suggestion, T-K.........ahem, "On behalf of Mythbusters Airlines, this is your captain speaking. We'd like to welcome all of you onboard Mythbusters' Flight 1. We will be crusing today at an altitude of 30 feet, 40 if we encounter any turbulence. Please remain seated throughout the short flight as we will be testing several myths today, including every pilots' favorite....the myth of explosive decompression. So sit back, enjoy some free drinks at the bar, and enjoy the flight.....Meanwhile, the pilots and I will be staying near the exits and if you should see us depart the plane rapidly, it is highly advisable that you follow us also."

That should get us a couple of passengers for the flight. So when does the plider take off on its' maiden flight?
And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

We could always try both......just make sure you've got both drinks and a parachute out there, okay?

<T-K> · Post by **<T-K>** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:50 pm

Julian Mayo wrote: And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

As long as you have a drink in each hand to balance yourself out....you're good to go

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:21 am

<T-K> wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote: And you guys thought I was crazy wanting to wing walk I'd rather be that side of the exit any day

As long as you have a drink in each hand to balance yourself out....you're good to go

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:09 pm

Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:05 pm

Kapel wrote:Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH ! This is a football free zone

Kapel · Post by **Kapel** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:20 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH ! This is a football free zone

Sorry...i just wanted a drink & say hello to u'll

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:06 pm

Kapel wrote:
Julian Mayo wrote:
Kapel wrote:Hey Barkeep,Any football drinks available here?

NO!!...alright i'll have my usual F1 drink,make it double for starters.

No1 around here..

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH ! This is a football free zone
Sorry...i just wanted a drink & say hello to u'll

Ahhh, G,day Kappy, howyergoinmateorright ?

mlittle · Post by **mlittle** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:41 pm

Morning, barkeep.........one iced tea, okay? Speaking of which, where is everybody.....oh, wait, never mind. Judging by all the activity over in the Ladies' Lounge, that pretty much answers that! BTW, that HD-ready plasma TV at the door, is that for the lounge or is it for the bar?

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:47 pm

mlittle wrote:Morning, barkeep.........one iced tea, okay? Speaking of which, where is everybody.....oh, wait, never mind. Judging by all the activity over in the Ladies' Lounge, that pretty much answers that! BTW, that HD-ready plasma TV at the door, is that for the lounge or is it for the bar?

mFer, give us a hand with this tv will yer mate, its for the Ladies Toilet next door