Jokes

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:03 am

cmlean wrote:10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Do you mean the second lead singer (Bon Scott) or the one almost unheard of before him????????

Well it is actually just a joke rather than a fair dinkum test but I guess most people would think of Bon Scott. I don't even remember Dave Evans.

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:53 am

Ahh. You have searched the net. AC/DC were sort of glam rock before Bon Scott came on board. Or at least that was the impression I got from the only film clip I saw with Dave Evans on lead vocals.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:07 pm

How old are you guys ????????????????????

cmlean · Post by **cmlean** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:14 pm

Just some trivia from RRRRRaaage

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:32 pm

cmlean wrote:Just some trivia from RRRRRaaage

Just stirring you guys

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:29 pm

cmlean wrote:Ahh. You have searched the net. AC/DC were sort of glam rock before Bon Scott came on board. Or at least that was the impression I got from the only film clip I saw with Dave Evans on lead vocals.

Yep sprung!! Lol. I would have said Bon Scott and he was great.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:31 pm

Julian Mayo wrote:How old are you guys ????????????????????

For a start it is (apparently) not polite to ask a lady her age.
However I am old enough to know better but young enough to do it again.
I am any age you want me to be.

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:33 pm

How old are you father time? Hmmmm three kids....one 16 .... you have to be at the very least 32 but I would imagine you are about 40.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:54 pm

jacfan wrote:How old are you father time? Hmmmm three kids....one 16 .... you have to be at the very least 32 but I would imagine you are about 40.

I was rather advanced for my age

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:49 am

Advanced? In what particular manner? And you age is????????

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:09 pm

jacfan wrote:Advanced? In what particular manner? And you age is????????

and, ageless

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:07 pm

Aren't we all?

(Searches through school bag for strawberry vodka lipstick. )

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:13 pm

The Moral of the Story Is
A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very
carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its
face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen --
thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events
of that day.

One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned
and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him
and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and
made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and
stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the
railing, killing him.

Moral of the story...........

HELLO!

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Julian Mayo · Post by **Julian Mayo** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:26 pm

After reading that I feel quite worried......you see, years ago there was this elephant...........

jacfan · Post by **jacfan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:57 pm

Don't worry about the elephante Julian.

The elephante won't hurt you but if I was you I would be really really worried.